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"Doing my best to piss off the religious right. Are we there yet?" M. Green 2007
Sermons...
Some of your sermons are too verbose. You said more than "hello" or "good morning."
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Piss off...
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NO NUKES!!!
Dreams…
My maternal Grandfather
may have had dreams, hopes & aspirations that he never told anyone about. He worked at Central Foundry almost until the
day he died of complications due to gangrene. His dreams, hopes & aspirations were/are never unimportant. It’s just
that way with dreams, hopes & aspirations.
He would have worked at Central Foundry much longer
if he could have. Everybody has hopes, dreams & aspirations.
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The gay lifestyle…
I am not claiming to be an expert on the gay lifestyle. I do know that some gay people are homophobic or present themselves
as being homophobic. Some of them may be heterophobic.
Many members of the heterosexual community are homophobic even
though there may not be a gay person sitting next to them with their hand on their leg. Many members of the heterosexual community
openly condemn gay marriages,
There have been or are gay men who were or are married to a woman.
The late Brian Epstein managed the Beatles. Brian Epstein was legally married to a woman. Brian Epstein was gay. Who is sleeping
in your bed? Are you sure he or she is heterosexual? Other than their possibly dishonest testimony. What proof do you have?
A great many people are married to someone of the opposite gender.
This is not adequate enough proof of their heterosexuality for me. There are still some gay people who are “in the closet.”
They are not openly, publicly gay. They hide their homosexuality from most. What are you hiding? What is your minister/pastor
hiding? What is your priest hiding?
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"Indiana wants me but it's too close to you." M. Green2007
Shrinks…
My psychiatrist talks to himself. They make psychotropic drugs for that. Do you need
to borrow some of mine for your own consumption/ingestion? Opinions may vary. I am running at least running low grade “fevers.”
What is his excuse? I have a digital thermometer that I personally own. I do know how to read at least that.
“I get delirious…”
Prince & the Revolution
(Is he singing to a thermometer
or a fever?)
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Bitch making parties...
These do not include conception of new babies. Do they include castrating pigs (which I recently
learned how to do)? Honey, do this... Honey do that...
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The Death wish…
There are those who either have or may have a death wish. Some of those with a death
wish just want to die so that they can go to heaven. We all do not have a death wish. Opinions may vary regarding who actually
supplies the “life force” within each of us but we are alive so that we may live not so that we can locate or
construct ways for us to die. I consider it very rude that some of those with a death wish want to take me with them.
There are also some utter anuses that like to bring people to the edge of death as a teaching method
or to gain some amount of power over them or to find out what happens when people die or whatever. If you really desire to
know what happens at the moment of death then there are people who can infect you with the HIV/AIDS virus and with the appropriate
amount of little or no medical treatment, you can soon find out for yourself what dying people see. You can then come back
from the dead and inform the rest of us whether or not you saw a white light or whether or not you traveled in a tunnel, or
whatever. We may not always believe you though so your paycheck for the speaking engagements you garner may be small. We may
not always be interested in your fables.
Some of us might consider it rude for you to either be making us miserable or trying to while you
are alive though. Consider yourself warned. There may be some gay people (or others) that have been bashed who are running
around out there that may agree with me.
Opinions may vary as to the successfulness of your life and your chosen mission in life. Since you
may not be such a great success at managing your own life, you need not even ever try to manage mine. Aside from which, I
might consider your management of my life rude. You were given your life to manage. You were not given my life to manage or
you would be walking constantly in my shoes, head & heart and you would have been born there. Such is probably not the
case. What is it that demons are rumored to do? You might be a demon in disguise if you even try. Opinions may vary. Do you
know what an exorcism is?
You might be a demon if:
1. You are
you.
2. You ain’t
me.
Demons are people too and people
are demons too. Where did I put that Voodoo recipe for turning others into zombies? I’ll need one empty coffin and…
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Ladylike behaviour…
I weary of you ignorant and/or arrogant little dweebs calling me unladylike. You’ll make somebody
a fine kilt/skirt wearing huzband someday. Hey, batter, batter. Swing!
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Somalia…
My half-brother was in the U.S. Navy when our government decided to send aid to Somalia. He claims not
to have had sexual relations with any of the natives. My half-brother is not famous for his honesty nor is he famous for always
behaving honorably. Even if he did not contract the HIV/AIDS virus from a native, he may have contracted it from a shipmate.
My half-brother is constantly dieting. He is worse this way than a Frenchman. Which he most assuredly
is not! He never holds any important title /function within the Radcliffe family either because he never is one. I attended
some of the same high school classes he did before he did and he apparently was not paying adequate attention during class.
Either that or he only heard what he wanted to hear (which was less than what was taught). I would never pay my paternal half-brother
to tie his own shoelaces or anything else. His time & efforts are never of any value. He is never qualified or designated
to manage an estate or any estate affairs/business or any of my personal affairs/business. Sit on it and spin, Bill (William
Joseph (B.J. “Blow Job”) Green. You are the only one ever responsible for any debts you have accrued/acquired.
Maybe the next time you will think before you kick me between my legs (or any other time). You ain’t ever thought yet
so I won’t hold my breath. You arrogant little milk sop.
I have a deceased maternal half-brother that was never privileged to attend school that is more intelligent
than my surviving paternal half-brother. My mama ain’t ever the one that raised the fools. I am not welcome at any of
my paternal family functions. If I don’t attend then I don’t buy the food. It is just as well. I might live longer
& more happily by avoiding them. Opinions may vary. Some of my paternal relatives never utilize the education they have.
I also don’t need my non-Irish father teaching me about Irish quisine. The fact that he only
knows how to cook corned beef & cabbage is not very impressive. He probably only learned how to cook that dish just to
annoy me (or make me homesick). He is a always a cad at best. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I sometimes
must try very hard to be a cad.
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Children of the corn…
Is Malachi in the White House? Is Malachi in the Vatican? Is Malachi
your minister/pastor? Is Malachi in your head? Opinions may vary.
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Stereotypes...
"Home, James." M. Green
"You mean "Charles." C. Rhodes
"No. The chauffeurs name is always "James." The name of the butler is always "Jeeves""
M. Green
"What was the name of the butler in the movie, "Arthur?" C. Rhodes
"I disrecall. If it was not Jeeves then it must have been a typo." M. Green
Some time later that day... "It was "Hobson." C. Rhodes
I can stereotype you like you stereotype me. Perhaps I can stereotype you as easily as
you like or seem to stereotype me. Is there a difference between stereotyping and slander/libel? I'm trying real hard to make
friends here. Aren't I? You might stab me in the back when you think that I ain't looking. Now you know why.
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Etiquette...
When did it become polite to criticize, disrespect or insult others?
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Twisters...
I have a female cousin that is fond of giving people "titty twisters." She apparently has no
preference as to which gender she bequeths this act upon. At a certain point though I had to wonder just what her sexual preference
really is as she kept trying to do it to me. Needless to say, I'd much rather that she kept her hands to herself because I
ain't ever gay and her antics could make it appear otherwise.
Tornadoes are also known as twisters. I was born in "tornado alley." I lived there for a number
of years and retired from farming there.
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Cigarettes...
If you don't like my cigarette smoke then don't you breath. It won't annoy
you then. Smokers have rights too. You are using up too much of the air & oxygen that I need anyway so if you stop breathing
it would be a boon for me.
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Peace frogs…
Where would my biological father be without
someone to inject with his sperm into? They’d be extinct. Their family line would be extinct. There is never anything
more important than my family line continuing.
I was taught that when a healthy woman is in childbirth that she
is near death never the man. Where is an unhealthy woman in childbirth? You ain’t her, are you?
If you think that men or lesbians are expendable then you’ve
never heard of sperm banks, turkey basters, vibrators, strap on dildos or sex change operations. Vote for the peace frog.
You ain’t ever it. You don’t ever have to feed or clothe a dildo and the only dirty/evil habits it has are the
ones that you permit.
I don’t ever live in the dark ages because you don’t.
I don’t ever freeze my ass or kneecaps off because you don’t. I don’t ever wear skirts because you don’t.
You’re just too masculine to discover what sexually excites a woman or why you may need too or why you never can. I
don’t ever jeoperdize my health by not wearing pants because you don’t.
You are never my master because of your skin color. It is your
own dilemma if I happen to know that I am white. I never starve myself to death for you or any of your stupid ideas. I never
work myself to death or exhaustion for you. I never run myself ragged. I never offer my tithes to you. I am never your eve
whipping boy, girl, it, or anything else. That’s what you are there for.
My children (offspring) only ever attend public schools. Where
does that leave your psychic abilities? It was never good enough for you so maybe it
is better than you think. At least I know who is handing out some of the wooden nickels.
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Religions...
Why should I practice yours when you don't?
"Pagan by choice." M. Green2007
The Garden of Eden…
Ex. 3: 9-11
And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
(So much for omnitience and omnipotence… There’s no sign of that here. If you have to ask then
you must not be very alert or attentive.
And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I
hid myself.
(Apparently St. Joan of Arc was
not the first to hear voices of the not so present…)
And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded
thee that thou shouldest not eat?
Why do you think you have teeth? The apple was there for you to bite when you had teeth and if you
did not bite it then that is your loss (dilemma). Do you like starving, being anorexic, et cetera. Why should I play tiddly
winx with you? The Garden of Eden is in Africa.
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The tree of the knowledge of good & evil...
"This is the con man." radio d.j.
(Ain't they all? What if the tree of the knowledge of good and evil is the only tree? What if the tree of
the knowledge of good and evil is actually the tree of life?) M. Green2007
Global warming...
I was doing some research on the internet today and discovered that Jerry Falwell denied the
reality of "global warming." That explains why the polar ice caps are melting... Perhaps Hell is coming to us. "Global warming"
still ain't spring thaw or summer. The higher number of droughts that we are suffering could be proof of global warming. The
weather patterns are changing and it may not be to something good or conducive to the continuence of life on earth.
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The Internet...
According to ne famous musical celebrity, the internet should be banned & shut down because
it makes people stupid. According to experts listening to Mozart makes babies stupid. Just because this particular musical
celebrity (that ain't me) has fun or enjoys being stupid does not mean that the rest of us do. Perhaps, just his websites
should be banned from the internet. Censorship be damned back to the stupid, bitchy, elitist mentality it came from! The particular
celebrity musician is British.
The British got their asses beat by the American Colonists during the Revolutionary War
for at least one reason. Another reason they got beat may have been because they don't know how to fight. Opinions may differ. At
least one of my maternal ancestors fought against the British during the Revolutionary War. It is interesting to
note that this particular "queen" of rock & roll "bling bling" wants everybody to either visit his websites or link to
one of them, yet he hates the internet.
This from a man that conveniently "forgot" that he ahd to pay taxes and had to sell off nearly
everything he owned to pay them. he owned properties in more than one country at the time...
It is also interesting that the British like to criticize Americans (who live in a much warmer
climate than them) for drinking iced tea. I prefer mine without lemon but sometimes I'll take what I can get... Sometimes
the brand matters... Many places will not serve iced tea with no lemon. I usually fish mine out (occasionally I'd like to
fling it at a waitress). I have specified with no lemon but that doesn't always guarantee that I'll get what I ask for.
If you visit the United States, iced tea is usually safe to drink & you get to eat the
ice cubes after you drink it (which sometimes is a good thing). It does get muggy in some portions of this country. I sometimes
make my tea in bulk, being busy causes this. I don't always add ice because I don't always have it. I don't always have time
to make tea or time for it to cool enough to drink it. This is when tea by the gallon is handy...
I haven't always had enough food either... Tea by the gallon is also handy during these times...
Sometimes tea & cigarettes are the only vices that I have. I know what the "potato famine" was/is because I am part Irish
& it is part of the family history that I was taught by my maternal grandfather. Somebody once asked me if I'd like
for them to teach me about the potato famine (by starving me). Needless to say, I drank great quantities of tea as a young
adult & even later. Gee, thanks. (Sarcasm)
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"Something Wiccan this way comes." M. Green 2007
The boy who cried wolf…
Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf repeatedly when there was no
wolf? When the big bad wolf finally showed up the boy got eaten because nobody believed him when the wolf finally showed up
at his door. How many times have you cried “wolf” when there was none? Why are you always crying wolf? Why does
the wolf look like you? Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big, bad wolf could
want… Where did I put my sheep suit? Has anybody seen my white bowtie?
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It's an acquired taste...
Being pissed on by my younger half-sister is definitely an acquired taste...
It's an acquired taste... How many times have I heard that remark? Perhaps, that is what you are and we ain't all acquired
the taste for you yet. We won't necessarily acquire a taste for you. I am apparently an acquired taste.
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The Holy Bible…
Is a collection of mythological tales about somebody you have never met.
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Disowned...
For setting my own hair on fire when I was approximately 3 yrs. old. It was an accident
the first time. What if I could sit in your body and do it? For being Wiccan (which was/is not an accident). For being Gay
(which I still ain't & you'd never prove it anyway). Do I look happy to you?
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Slackers for God…
You are one. Always.
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Communism & the world at large...
In the past, in some communist countries, communist governments could & would sometimes
take the personal property of private individuals such as you & I. In effect, they were stealing from the legal owners.
Even today, in "free" societies, laws are passed that can & sometimes will award the legal personal property of people
such as you & I to others who never earned it and don't deserve it.
How many free societies are really free? probably not as many as you think. How many laws or
legal decisions are fair? Less than you think. Opinions seem to vary. laws can change with the whims of others. Whims can
be impulsive & erratic.
whim: 1. passing or idle notion 2. a sudden fancy
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"You had to be there." M. Green2007
(Were you?)
The Inquisition...
1. is coming.
2. It ain't me.
3. Shame on you!
4. Can I stick it up your ass?
5. Stick it up your ass (anus)! (That's where it came from...)
You little hags.
I'm telling my only boss (Satan) on you.
I'm telling the only important boss (Satan) on you.
The Spanish Inquisition or Inquisition came out of your anus.
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"I'm an equal opportunity pisser offer." M. Green 2007
(Are you all pissed off yet?)
Pulpits...
Why are some of you little girls still preaching from one?
You might be standing behind the wrong pulpit if:
1. You are you.
2. You ain't me.
Some of you little girls always preach from behind a poison pulpit... Are you little still
"preaching." Your preaching is only ranting and raving to the rest of us. Your preaching ain't necessarily preaching to us.
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"You're just jealous because I look better in boxer shorts." M. Green2007
Doing the Irish thing…
You should not criticize/insult my maternal Grandfather because you dishonored his youngest & then
underage daughter by impregnating her & deflowering her. He forced you to be responsible for your actions by marrying
my mother before I was born but after you helped conceive me. You could have gone to jail for rape instead. You wanted to
produce your own heir so you lied to my mother about loving her just so that you could get her into the backseat of your Chevelle
so that you could try to impregnate her. She did not even rate a cheap motel room.
My mother was trying to escape the oppressive yoke of living with her parent(s) at home and she believed
your whispered lies of love. I’m descended from both of you so maybe I’m not quite as naïve as either of you.
Some traits are inherited from one’s parents. Did I inherit the knowledge of what my parents did to each other?
I almost have an old 1970 Ford Mustang paid for and in my possession. Who can I persuade to get into
my backseat? Does anybody want me to make an honest man out of him after we have sexual intercourse with each other? If the
right person happens along, I might do the Irish thing. Whom can I legally conceive with??? Whom can I legally deflower???
With whom can I erect the ancient altar. With whom can I legally try??? Can we just be friends before, during & after???
Our family apparently needs some new blood in it. I think I’ll go look for some and then try to get
him in my backseat. I’ve been wanting to play “strip poker.” I’m just saving the “Irish thing”
for the right fresh blood. My maternal grandfather played piano, banjo, guitar, fiddle & harmonica. He enjoyed fishing,
bacon, Lawrence Welk and his country home.
Members of my own birth family or those of my own gender or generation (or younger) need not ever
apply for the position as my consort. Looks unimportant. Age unimportant. Can wear eyeglasses. Can like hunting, fishing,
guns, blades, jewelry, arrows, hats (I’ve worn many different ones), bacon, beef, cats, tea, music (rock & roll
in particular), cars, boas, bowties, motorcycles, trucks, money, ale, country life, watching city people be weird, rum, swimming
naked (preferably without sharks), traveling, sex, photography, art, old movies, roses, handcuffs (Who can we handcuff to
the bed?), Tantric sex, having a home (home is where the heart is) & Tantric sex. Can be a wild man. Can wear a boa (I’ll
wear my bowtie). Can be a smoker. Can be a practicing Satanist. Can be white. I like white men… Can be a dirty old man.
Can like “Greek” sex.
Nor are you necessarily allowed to choose my consort unless I get caught with him in my backseat
(or if I get pregnant). I already have my own tuxedo shirt and bowtie for the ceremony if I do get caught (or pregnant)…
I’m also on birth control and intend to stay on it until… If it were my decision to make I’d just stay single.
Does anybody want to stay single and fool around with me in my backseat and not get pregnant? Practice makes perfect. For
the right person I might want an heir. Anybody? My maternal Grandfather may try to make me do the “Irish thing.”
I have a tuxedo shirt & bowtie for my own body if he does. At least I don’t do “jailbait.”
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Iced tea...
The art of making tea in bulk (possibly with a twist of lemon). I have no idea why it is sometimes
served with lemon either and I am from the U.S. Lemon contains vitamin C. So do some other things. At least it's tea.
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Oddness…
In my 41 years of life, I have heard and/or been the recipient of many
remarks. They don’t sound any odder, ludicrous or slanderous coming from my mouth. You may see some of them here. You
may also find that your sarcasm and/or sarcastic “wit” may sometimes pale next to mine. What if I ain’t
ever the one who is odd? What if I at least ain’t ever the oddest of a totally odd lot?
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"It's all decided for us." Queen
(What gives you the right? That's my question.) M. Green2007
Soulmates:
I ain't necessarily your soulmate merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it
and I ain't the one that made the extravagant claims. You don't necessarily know what a soulmate is or who one is merely because
you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily marrying you merely because you or anybody else say(s)you
are a soulmate merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily paying you to find my soulmate
merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily the one that agreed to pay you merely because
you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
I don't necessarily believe you or believe in you merely because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it. You cannot make me become your soulmate either.
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"All your love is gone." The Doors
(That was a short lived affair. That did not take long at all.) M. Green2007
Gays...
You ain't necessarily an expert on them just because you are one... If
"gays" were/are supposed to die of HIV/AIDS then why were/are they born alive & NOT infected with HIV/AIDS? If people
were/are supposed to die or be dead then why are/were they born alive or with life? Other than self-defense, what excuse do
you have?
If you "gay bash" women, then you'll never find one when you want one or find one that wants
you when you want one. You might find it difficult to procreate alone (or your good friend might).
Bashing "gays" does not make you an expert on gays or who is gay & who ain't. It is my
experience that "gays" often bash other "gays" as well as straight people. Similarly, being a "nigger" or a "nigger" hater
does not make you an expert on who is one. "Woman is the nigger of the world." John Lennon
Bashing others does not make you an expert on who deserves to be bashed. Calling it justice
does not make it justice. Being a transvestite does not make you an expert on transsexuals. Being gay does not make you an
expert on heterosexuals. Being heterosexual does not make you an expert on gays or other heterosexuals. If I'm a "carpet muncher"
then why ain't I at least trying to munch yours? Being gay does not make you an expert on bisexuals or people with lisps.
being gay does not make you an expert on transvestites.
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"If I've pissed you off then you are probably guilty." M. Green 2007
Knights Templar…
The Knights Templar were a Roman Catholic knightly order of monks that was disbanded & discredited by one of the
Popes. Before they were branded heretics by the Roman Catholic “church” the Knights Templar were the protectors
of pilgrims to the “holy” land. The Knights Templar were a very wealthy order and at least most of their wealth
was confiscated by the Roman Catholic “church. They were accused of sodomy, heresy, and other things. The Roman Catholic
“church” put many Templar Knights to death.
“I am descended from a Templar Knight.” C. Rhodes
My sword ain’t your sword. You are suspect anyway maybe even
more so now. I am descended from at least one Pict. Some of my maternal ancestors prudently gave up being Catholic before
they left Ireland for what eventually became the United States.
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Bedroom prowess...
Do you deserve to be on the receiving end of it? Opinions may differ. I may know how to "curdle
your cream" but why should I?
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Bowties & suits…
My paternal Grandfather absolutely refused to wear a necktie at least for the whole
11 years that I knew him. The only type of suit he would wear was a leisure suit. He was buried in it. His own funeral was
probably the only time he got roses as he complained it would be. Roses were his favorite flower.
He preferred cowboy boots, cowboy hats & western wear shirts
while he was not at work. He last worked for Nutrena Feeds. He was a big fan of Hank Williams Sr. and actually got to see
him perform live. He lived through the “dust bowl.” He was raised in Oklahoma but lived during his latter years
in S. Indiana where he is interred. He was a WWII veteran. He loved to watch the Grand Ole Opry on t.v. He was a real man.
The fact that you wear a suit & tie does not necessarily make you a man. Opinions may vary.
My maternal Grandfather was born in Indiana. He was a machinist
by trade. He was a musician & fisherman on the weekends. His week was not complete if he could not watch Lawrence Welk
on the t.v. He wore patent leather shoes with his “Dickie” work clothes to work. I seldom saw him in anything
else. He did own a suit & tie and on rare occasions he would dust it off and wear it with his brown hat. He was buried
in a suit & tie and holding a cross necklace that I put in his coffin. He too was a real man. You really don’t ever
want to argue that point with me.
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"Sing a duet with yourself if you are so skilled." the Phantom of the Opera
"It ain't over until the fat lady sings."unknown
(Would you like for me to?)
Religion:
I ain't necessarily converting to your religion whatever it might be merely because you say
so, think so, expect it or want it nor are you or any of your "buddies" an expert on mine or likely to be merely because you
say so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on yours merely because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it.
I ain't necessarily yours to convert ,rape, or steal from merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily giving me to you or any of your "buddies" merely because you say so, think so,
expect it or want it. I ain't required to give you anything merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't
necessarily going to give you anything merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it or are too lazy to work.
You ain't necessarily entitled to everything or anything merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
You don't necessarily know me or what I want merely because you say so, think so, expect it
or want it. I don't necessarily agree with you merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't required
to agree with you merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
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"Life has taught me many things but I still ain't claiming to be the wisest thing going." M. Green 2007
Sexual preference or sexual orientation...
I am the opposite of what you expect, believe or want (which may be the
same thing). Whoever you are, whenever you believe it.
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"Drunkeness...
"You don't have to be drunk to work/live here but it helps." M. Green2007
Vocations:
You don't necessarily know what mine is merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want
it. You don't necessarily know what yours is merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily
letting you choose mine merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
People who ain't in convents don't necessarily marry nor do they necessarily join a convent
merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily joining a convent merely because you say so,
think so, expect it or want it, You ain't necessarily an expert on who needs to be in a convent or wants to be merely because
you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily going to live in a convent merely because you put me in one
or say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily marrying who you choose or say merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily going to stay celibate merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want
it.
I ain't necessarily taking any vows or keeping any vows merely because you say so, think so,
expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on vows merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You
ain't my vocation.
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Wild hunt...
There is a negative "wild hunt" (there is at least one) and maybe you need to know this and
maybe you don't. There is a positive "wild hunt" (or so I'm told).
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Money:
My money ain't necessarily your money merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want
it. You ain't necessarily an expert on my money merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
You don't necessarily know who my chosen heirs are merely because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it. You ain't necessarily entitled to my money merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't
necessarily qualified to spend my money for me merely because you think so, say so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily
qualified or justified in taking my money away from me merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
Everything ain't necessarily a gift for you or merely for you nor am I likely to give it all
or any part of it to you merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily special to me merely
because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
You ain't necessarily qualified to wear the pants or be the man of my household merely because
you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain' necessarily qualified to say what I can have or do merely because you
say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily going to give you everything I own merely because you say so.
think so, expect it or want it.
"Money don't grow on trees." Margaret Pluris
(You finally noticed.)
Author: M. Green 2007
Inferiority complexes...
I have one. Would you like one?
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Institutions:
You ain't necessarily an expert on who belongs in an institution merely because you say so,
think so, expect it or want it. Your "buddies" ain't necessarily an expert on who needs to be institutionalized merely because
you or they say so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on institutions or who belongs in one
merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
I ain't necessarily yours to institutionalize merely because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it. I ain't necessarily going to give me to you merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You
ain't necessarily qualified to have me institutionalized merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
I have civil rights whether you like it or not and I may be older than you think (if you ever
do think). You ain't necessarily an expert on lunatics merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. Would you
like to be in one?
lunatic: 1. a worshipper of the moon. 2. a foolish person. 3.insane or for the insane.
luna: moon
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"Who wants to live forever?" Queen
(What if it ain't ever you? What if you don't know who it is?) M. Green2007
Baldness...
I was once as bald as a cue ball (or so I am told). I probably will
be again (my hair ain't none too thick & it ain't getting any thicker). Wear your hair if you've got it (wherever you've
got it).
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Personal and business concerns/affairs of others:
You ain't necessarily needed to manage my personal/ business affairs merely because you say
so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily qualified to manage my personal affairs/business merely because
you say so, think so, expect it or want it. Your little friends ain't necessarily qualified to manage my personal affairs
merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. Everybody ain't necessarily qualified to manage my affairs or be
me merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it, or because they say so, think so, expect it or want it.
Stealing from others to pay your debts don't necessarily make you an adequate or optimum or
honest manager of somebody else's affairs/business or your own affairs/business either. When did I say that I wanted to have
an affair with you?
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"You are all little girls in your heads. You all want to be women. Therefore you all have "vagina/pussy
envy." The ghost of Christmas past.
You might be immature if:
1. If you ain't me.
2. You are you.
I ain't necessarily more immature than you merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. It
ain't necessarily any of your damned concern if I am nor am I likely to say it is merely because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it.
Author: M. Green 2007
Bitches:
You might be a bitch if:
1. You ain't me.
2. You are you.
You ain't necessarily an expert on who wants you to teach them what a bitch is merely
because you say so, thinkso, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on bitches merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it.
Every bitch ain't necessarily your bitch. I ain't necessarily your bitch just because you say
so. Everybody ain't necessarily a bitch just because you may be. Just because I look at some bitches does not mean that I
expect them to be mine. (My gaze is just sooo enthralling).
Just because you look at a bitch does not make them yours nor does it make you an expert on
others or honest with yourself. You don't know the identity of every bitch just because you may be one.
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"You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died." Aerosmith
The Druid's Curse...
Wouldn't you like to know?
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Rings:
I ain't necessarily going to kiss your ring merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You
should not necessarily be trying to force me to kiss your ring merely because you have one, say so, think so, expect it or
want it.
"Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been." M. Green 2007
You ain't necessarily an expert on cock rings or where they go or should go merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it.
Author: M. Green 2007
Peace via anal sex…
Are you willing to give it? Are you willing to receive it? If not. Why not? If so. Why? I’m not allergic to anal sex or sexual intercourse. You may be…
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Marriage:
I ain't necessarily marrying you or who you say I am merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want
it. I ain't necessarily married to who you say I am merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily
"in love" with who you say I am merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
I don't necessarily want what you want merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want
it. I ain't necessarily happy merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily capable of
making me happy or satisfying me merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
You ain't necessarily qualifies to manage my personal or affairs/ business merely because you
say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily going to lay down and die because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on anything merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
You ain't necessatily the man of the household merely because you sat so, think so, expect
it or want it. You ain't necessarily the head of my household or any other merely because you are older or because you say
so, think so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily wise enough to manage my household merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it.
Everything ain't necessarily for you merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want
it Everything ain't necessarily yours to destroy merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You don't necessarily
think like me or think at all merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
You ain't necessarily psychic merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You
don't necessarily know what anybody else thinks merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. You don't necessarily
know who somebody else is fond of merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily fond of who
you say I am merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.
I ain't necessarily legally married to you nor am I necessarily going to be merely because
you say so, think so, expect it or want it. I ain't necessarily going to stay married merely because you say so, think so,
expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on marriage or who should be married merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it. You ain't necessarily an expert on love or soulmates merely because you say so, think so, expect
it or want it.
You ain't necessarily an expert on what is optimum for me merely because you say so, think
so, expect it or want it. I do
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