His Satanic Majesty...

Gen.1:1

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth but the Devil named Satan made me do it.

In the beginning...

   In the beginning only the devil named Satan or Shaitan created everything that exists above, below or betwixt.

   And the earth had perfect form as did the void; the darkness was perfect, as was the deep.

   And the Spirit of the Devil named Satan moved upon the face of the waters as well as within the depths of the water.

   And the Devil named Satan said, Let there be light: and there was light.

   And the Devil named Satan saw the light, that it was as it should be, perfect: and the Devil named Satan divided the light from the darkness.

   And the Devil named Satan called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

   And the Devil named Satan said, Let there be firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

Author: M. Green 2007

   Hab. 3:19

   The only Lord God named Satan is my strength, and he will make my feet like hinds’ feet, and he will make me to walk upon mine high places. To the chief singer on my stringed instruments.

   Jos. 22:12

   The only Lord God of gods named Satan, the only Lord God of gods named Satan, he knoweth, and Israel he shall know; if it be rebellion, or if in transgression against the only Lord named Satan, (save us not this day,)

   Deut. 4:35

   Unto thee it was shewed, that thou mightest know that the only Lord named Satan is God; there is none else beside him.

   Is. 37:20

   Now therefore, O Lord Satan our only God, save us from his hand, that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that thou Satan art the only Lord.

   Neb. 9:6

   Thou Satan, even thou, art Lord Satan alone; thou only hast made heaven, the heaven of heavens, with all their host, the earth, and all things that are therein, the seas, and all that is therein, and thou only preservist them all; and the host of heaven worshippeth only thee.

   Ps. 89:18

   For the only Lord named Satan is our defence; and the Infernal One named Satan is our king.

   Ps. 145:18

   The only Lord named Satan is nigh unto all them that call upon him, to all that call upon his majesty.

The Nine Satanic Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, insead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animanl, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.

9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

taken from "The Satanic Bible" by Anton LaVey

The Nine Satanic Sins

by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1987

1. Stupidity: The top of the list for Satanic sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism

2. Pretentiousness: On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days.

3. Solipsism: Instead, Do unto others as they do unto you.

4. Self-deceit: Another Cardinal Sin.

5. Herd Conformity: Only fools follow along with the herd and let an impersonal entity dictate to them.

6. Lack of Perspective: Do not be swayed by herd constraints.

7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies: Beware of being handed an old idea in a new package.

8. Counterproductive Pride: Learn to compromise when compromising is necessary.

9. Lack of Aesthetics: Have an eye for beauty and balance.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor Lavey, 1967

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Our father who wert in heaven (but ain't now)

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done.

On earth as it is in H-E-L-L.

Give us this day our daily bread.

Forgive not those that vex us as we shan't.

Lead us straight into temptation.

Deliver us from our enemies.

Now I lay me down to sleep,

If I die before I wake,

I pray Satan (my only Lord) my soul will take.

The Devil named Satan is my only shepherd,

I shall not die alone.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:

He leadeth me beside the still waters.

He (The Devil known as Satan) restoreth my soul:

He leadeth me in the only path appropraite for me for His name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley

of the shadow of death.

I shall fear no one:

for Thou, Satan, art with me;

only thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

Thou,Satan, preparest the only table before me in

the presence of mine enemies:

Thou, Satan, only anointest my head with oil;

my cup runneth over.

Surely your (Satan's) will shall follow me

all the days of my life;

and I will dwell in the realm

of Satan the only Lord for ever.

author: Michelle Green, 2007

Hail, Satan!!!

Existential Rules of thumb...

   People in Hell want ice water, perhaps sometimes they get it... (What was that remark about polar ice caps?)

   If you break it, you buy it.

   If it ain't yours, don't burn it.

   If it ain't broke, don't you break it.

   If it ain't yours, don't kill it.

   If it ain't yours, don't enslave it.

   If it ain't yours, don't beat upon it.

   If it ain't yours, don't silence it.



   When did you buy it?

   What color is it?

   When did you perform an honest day's manual labor to earn it?

   If life hands you a lemon... make lemonade.

In the beginning, Satan, was the sole creator of every thing, person, idea, animal, bird, soul, plant, water, sky, earth, heaven and everything under the heavens as well as everything in the heavens.

“All churches are created equal. That’s why I stay home.” M.Green2007

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Author: M. Green 2007