Dreams…

   My maternal Grandfather may have had dreams, hopes & aspirations that he never told anyone about. He worked at Central Foundry almost until the day he died of complications due to gangrene. His dreams, hopes & aspirations were/are never unimportant. It’s just that way with dreams, hopes & aspirations.

   He would have worked at Central Foundry much longer if he could have. Everybody has hopes, dreams & aspirations.

Author: M. Green2007

The gay lifestyle…

   I am not claiming to be an expert on the gay lifestyle. I do know that some gay people are homophobic or present themselves as being homophobic. Some of them may be heterophobic.

   Many members of the heterosexual community are homophobic even though there may not be a gay person sitting next to them with their hand on their leg. Many members of the heterosexual community openly condemn gay marriages,

   There have been or are gay men who were or are married to a woman. The late Brian Epstein managed the Beatles. Brian Epstein was legally married to a woman. Brian Epstein was gay. Who is sleeping in your bed? Are you sure he or she is heterosexual? Other than their possibly dishonest testimony. What proof do you have?

   A great many people are married to someone of the opposite gender. This is not adequate enough proof of their heterosexuality for me. There are still some gay people who are “in the closet.” They are not openly, publicly gay. They hide their homosexuality from most. What are you hiding? What is your minister/pastor hiding? What is your priest hiding?

Author: M. Green2007

Shrinks…

   My psychiatrist talks to himself. They make psychotropic drugs for that. Do you need to borrow some of mine for your own consumption/ingestion? Opinions may vary. I am running at least running low grade “fevers.” What is his excuse? I have a digital thermometer that I personally own. I do know how to read at least that.

The Death wish…

   There are those who either have or may have a death wish. Some of those with a death wish just want to die so that they can go to heaven. We all do not have a death wish. Opinions may vary regarding who actually supplies the “life force” within each of us but we are alive so that we may live not so that we can locate or construct ways for us to die. I consider it very rude that some of those with a death wish want to take me with them.

   There are also some utter anuses that like to bring people to the edge of death as a teaching method or to gain some amount of power over them or to find out what happens when people die or whatever. If you really desire to know what happens at the moment of death then there are people who can infect you with the HIV/AIDS virus and with the appropriate amount of little or no medical treatment, you can soon find out for yourself what dying people see. You can then come back from the dead and inform the rest of us whether or not you saw a white light or whether or not you traveled in a tunnel, or whatever. We may not always believe you though so your paycheck for the speaking engagements you garner may be small. We may not always be interested in your fables.

   Some of us might consider it rude for you to either be making us miserable or trying to while you are alive though. Consider yourself warned. There may be some gay people (or others) that have been bashed who are running around out there that may agree with me.

   Opinions may vary as to the successfulness of your life and your chosen mission in life. Since you may not be such a great success at managing your own life, you need not even ever try to manage mine. Aside from which, I might consider your management of my life rude. You were given your life to manage. You were not given my life to manage or you would be walking constantly in my shoes, head & heart and you would have been born there. Such is probably not the case. What is it that demons are rumored to do? You might be a demon in disguise if you even try. Opinions may vary. Do you know what an exorcism is?

You might be a demon if:

1.     You are you.

2.     You ain’t me.

Demons are people too and people are demons too. Where did I put that Voodoo recipe for turning others into zombies? I’ll need one empty coffin and…

Ladylike behaviour…

   I weary of you ignorant and/or arrogant little dweebs calling me unladylike. You’ll make somebody a fine kilt/skirt wearing huzband someday. Hey, batter, batter. Swing!

Author: M. Green2007

Somalia…

   My half-brother was in the U.S. Navy when our government decided to send aid to Somalia. He claims not to have had sexual relations with any of the natives. My half-brother is not famous for his honesty nor is he famous for always behaving honorably. Even if he did not contract the HIV/AIDS virus from a native, he may have contracted it from a shipmate.

   My half-brother is constantly dieting. He is worse this way than a Frenchman. Which he most assuredly is not! He never holds any important title /function within the Radcliffe family either because he never is one. I attended some of the same high school classes he did before he did and he apparently was not paying adequate attention during class. Either that or he only heard what he wanted to hear (which was less than what was taught). I would never pay my paternal half-brother to tie his own shoelaces or anything else. His time & efforts are never of any value. He is never qualified or designated to manage an estate or any estate affairs/business or any of my personal affairs/business. Sit on it and spin, Bill (William Joseph (B.J. “Blow Job”) Green. You are the only one ever responsible for any debts you have accrued/acquired. Maybe the next time you will think before you kick me between my legs (or any other time). You ain’t ever thought yet so I won’t hold my breath. You arrogant little milk sop.

   I have a deceased maternal half-brother that was never privileged to attend school that is more intelligent than my surviving paternal half-brother. My mama ain’t ever the one that raised the fools. I am not welcome at any of my paternal family functions. If I don’t attend then I don’t buy the food. It is just as well. I might live longer & more happily by avoiding them. Opinions may vary. Some of my paternal relatives never utilize the education they have.

   I also don’t need my non-Irish father teaching me about Irish quisine. The fact that he only knows how to cook corned beef & cabbage is not very impressive. He probably only learned how to cook that dish just to annoy me (or make me homesick). He is a always a cad at best. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I sometimes must try very hard to be a cad.

Author: M. Grren2007

Children of the corn…

   Is Malachi in the White House? Is Malachi in the Vatican? Is Malachi your minister/pastor? Is Malachi in your head? Opinions may vary.

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Peace frogs…

   Where would my biological father be without someone to inject with his sperm into? They’d be extinct. Their family line would be extinct. There is never anything more important than my family line continuing.

   I was taught that when a healthy woman is in childbirth that she is near death never the man. Where is an unhealthy woman in childbirth? You ain’t her, are you?

   If you think that men or lesbians are expendable then you’ve never heard of sperm banks, turkey basters, vibrators, strap on dildos or sex change operations. Vote for the peace frog. You ain’t ever it. You don’t ever have to feed or clothe a dildo and the only dirty/evil habits it has are the ones that you permit.

   I don’t ever live in the dark ages because you don’t. I don’t ever freeze my ass or kneecaps off because you don’t. I don’t ever wear skirts because you don’t. You’re just too masculine to discover what sexually excites a woman or why you may need too or why you never can. I don’t ever jeoperdize my health by not wearing pants because you don’t.

   You are never my master because of your skin color. It is your own dilemma if I happen to know that I am white. I never starve myself to death for you or any of your stupid ideas. I never work myself to death or exhaustion for you. I never run myself ragged. I never offer my tithes to you. I am never your eve whipping boy, girl, it, or anything else. That’s what you are there for.

   My children (offspring) only ever attend public schools. Where does that leave your psychic abilities? It was never good enough for you so maybe it  is better than you think. At least I know who is handing out some of the wooden nickels.

Author: M. Green2007

The Garden of Eden…

   Ex. 3: 9-11

   And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

  (So much for omnitience and omnipotence… There’s no sign of that here. If you have to ask then you must not be very alert or attentive.

    And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

(Apparently St. Joan of Arc was not the first to hear voices of the not so present…)

   And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

   Why do you think you have teeth? The apple was there for you to bite when you had teeth and if you did not bite it then that is your loss (dilemma). Do you like starving, being anorexic, et cetera. Why should I play tiddly winx with you? The Garden of Eden is in Africa.

Author: M. Green2007

The boy who cried wolf…

   Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf repeatedly when there was no wolf? When the big bad wolf finally showed up the boy got eaten because nobody believed him when the wolf finally showed up at his door. How many times have you cried “wolf” when there was none? Why are you always crying wolf? Why does the wolf look like you? Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big, bad wolf could want… Where did I put my sheep suit? Has anybody seen my white bowtie?

Author: M. Green2007

The Holy Bible…

   Is a collection of mythological tales about somebody you have never met.

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Slackers for God…

  You are one. Always.

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Doing the Irish thing…

   You should not criticize/insult my maternal Grandfather because you dishonored his youngest & then underage daughter by impregnating her & deflowering her. He forced you to be responsible for your actions by marrying my mother before I was born but after you helped conceive me. You could have gone to jail for rape instead. You wanted to produce your own heir so you lied to my mother about loving her just so that you could get her into the backseat of your Chevelle so that you could try to impregnate her. She did not even rate a cheap motel room.

   My mother was trying to escape the oppressive yoke of living with her parent(s) at home and she believed your whispered lies of love. I’m descended from both of you so maybe I’m not quite as naïve as either of you. Some traits are inherited from one’s parents. Did I inherit the knowledge of what my parents did to each other?

   I almost have an old 1970 Ford Mustang paid for and in my possession. Who can I persuade to get into my backseat? Does anybody want me to make an honest man out of him after we have sexual intercourse with each other? If the right person happens along, I might do the Irish thing. Whom can I legally conceive with??? Whom can I legally deflower??? With whom can I erect the ancient altar. With whom can I legally try??? Can we just be friends before, during & after???

  Our family apparently needs some new blood in it. I think I’ll go look for some and then try to get him in my backseat. I’ve been wanting to play “strip poker.” I’m just saving the “Irish thing” for the right fresh blood. My maternal grandfather played piano, banjo, guitar, fiddle & harmonica. He enjoyed fishing, bacon, Lawrence Welk and his country home.

   Members of my own birth family or those of my own gender or generation (or younger) need not ever apply for the position as my consort. Looks unimportant. Age unimportant. Can wear eyeglasses. Can like hunting, fishing, guns, blades, jewelry, arrows, hats (I’ve worn many different ones), bacon, beef, cats, tea, music (rock & roll in particular), cars, boas, bowties, motorcycles, trucks, money, ale, country life, watching city people be weird, rum, swimming naked (preferably without sharks), traveling, sex, photography, art, old movies, roses, handcuffs (Who can we handcuff to the bed?), Tantric sex, having a home (home is where the heart is) & Tantric sex. Can be a wild man. Can wear a boa (I’ll wear my bowtie). Can be a smoker. Can be a practicing Satanist. Can be white. I like white men… Can be a dirty old man. Can like “Greek” sex.

   Nor are you necessarily allowed to choose my consort unless I get caught with him in my backseat (or if I get pregnant). I already have my own tuxedo shirt and bowtie for the ceremony if I do get caught (or pregnant)… I’m also on birth control and intend to stay on it until… If it were my decision to make I’d just stay single. Does anybody want to stay single and fool around with me in my backseat and not get pregnant? Practice makes perfect. For the right person I might want an heir. Anybody? My maternal Grandfather may try to make me do the “Irish thing.” I have a tuxedo shirt & bowtie for my own body if he does. At least I don’t do “jailbait.”

Author: M. Green2007

Oddness…

  In my 41 years of life, I have heard and/or been the recipient of many remarks. They don’t sound any odder, ludicrous or slanderous coming from my mouth. You may see some of them here. You may also find that your sarcasm and/or sarcastic “wit” may sometimes pale next to mine. What if I ain’t ever the one who is odd? What if I at least ain’t ever the oddest of a totally odd lot?

Author: M. Green2007

Knights Templar…

   The Knights Templar were a Roman Catholic knightly order of monks that was disbanded & discredited by one of the Popes. Before they were branded heretics by the Roman Catholic “church” the Knights Templar were the protectors of pilgrims to the “holy” land. The Knights Templar were a very wealthy order and at least most of their wealth was confiscated by the Roman Catholic “church. They were accused of sodomy, heresy, and other things. The Roman Catholic “church” put many Templar Knights to death.

 “I am descended from a Templar Knight.” C. Rhodes

   My sword ain’t your sword. You are suspect anyway maybe even more so now. I am descended from at least one Pict. Some of my maternal ancestors prudently gave up being Catholic before they left Ireland for what eventually became the United States.

Author: M. Green2007

Bowties & suits…

   My paternal Grandfather absolutely refused to wear a necktie at least for the whole 11 years that I knew him. The only type of suit he would wear was a leisure suit. He was buried in it. His own funeral was probably the only time he got roses as he complained it would be. Roses were his favorite flower.

   He preferred cowboy boots, cowboy hats & western wear shirts while he was not at work. He last worked for Nutrena Feeds. He was a big fan of Hank Williams Sr. and actually got to see him perform live. He lived through the “dust bowl.” He was raised in Oklahoma but lived during his latter years in S. Indiana where he is interred. He was a WWII veteran. He loved to watch the Grand Ole Opry on t.v. He was a real man. The fact that you wear a suit & tie does not necessarily make you a man. Opinions may vary.

   My maternal Grandfather was born in Indiana. He was a machinist by trade. He was a musician & fisherman on the weekends. His week was not complete if he could not watch Lawrence Welk on the t.v. He wore patent leather shoes with his “Dickie” work clothes to work. I seldom saw him in anything else. He did own a suit & tie and on rare occasions he would dust it off and wear it with his brown hat. He was buried in a suit & tie and holding a cross necklace that I put in his coffin. He too was a real man. You really don’t ever want to argue that point with me.

Author: M. Green2007

Peace via anal sex…

   Are you willing to give it? Are you willing to receive it? If not. Why not?  If so. Why? I’m not allergic to anal sex or sexual intercourse. You may be…

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The Phoenix…

   “From the ashes we can build another day…” The Moody Blues

   Many years ago, I began to study Wicca alone. I also got a couple of  addresses to purchase books by mail order. On their particular list were some books about Neo-Paganism. I eventually ordered a particular book from Herman Slater via the telephone.

   While not strictly adhering to the path that was advocated by Herman Slater, I did find a way to combine Wicca with Paganism. Eventually, I made my own robe as advocated by a particular Wiccan path but mine had a phoenix on the back.

   The reason for the phoenix was my interpretation of what both paths advocated. Life rising from the ashes of conflagration. Life rising from death. Life rising from despair. I could not ignore what I had learned from Herman Slater. The phoenix robe was my way of acknowledging at least some of his teachings. Herman sounded like a sweetheart over the telephone. HIV/AIDS took him from us and at least one of us misses him. He was a guiding light to at least one of us. He is & will be sorely missed.

   The various Witchcraft trials left many ashes and made ashes of many. What if something tangible was built upon the ashes/ruins of the various Witchcraft trials and it is never what you believe in or what caused all of the ashes or built by you?

    When the Catholic “Pope” John Paul publicly apologized for the Spanish Inquisition, I was skeptical of his public stance about the issue. The Protestants have never apologized for the role that they played in the affair. Particular governments have never apologized for their role in the affair that brought pain, poverty & death to many. Pardon me for being the skeptic of the lot but if they can do it once without shedding any tears then they can do it twice. They were not exactly nice to the Knights Templar either. They will kiss my ring before I ever kiss theirs.

   What if I ain’t ever the one that needs to change my heretical ways? Where does that leave them? Is that a question that they need to ask themselves? Opinions may vary and perhaps this is a fact they have forgotten. Opinions may vary because they don’t or may not have all of the answers. Opinions may also vary about this. Don’t take any wooden nickels, children.

   Some of you have been away from Rome, Italy or wherever and you have not fallen off the edge of the world yet. Are some of you afraid to quit sucking on the teet (tit) of your mother? Opinions may vary. I was never breastfed so this is never my dilemma.

   Just because you are too stupid to explore new possibilities or acknowledge that there may be some does not give you the “Right” to take the life away from another. It was not/never your life to give so maybe it is never your life to take away/end because it is never your own. It never resides within your head/heart. What if it is never your “genius” that keeps you alive? It ain’t necessarily the rest of us that are totally unlearned. Your lack of wisdom may just be your own dilemma and undoing. Opinions may vary.

    What if your “religion” is just an excuse for you to be and/or remain immature? Opinions may vary. Ponder that. You don’t ever tell me what I am guilty of if you were never there and since you never have a brain even if/when you are there. If it does not involve your physical being/person then perhaps it is none of your concern. Opinions may vary as to where you are welcome in either mind or body. Your attendance does not necessarily guarantee your understanding (either partially or in full). Your lack of attendance never guarantees your understanding either. You may never be accurate or right or ethical. Opinions may vary.

   You may think you have peace because you are under the mistaken impression that it is ever yours to take, have or hold. Opinions may vary. What if you’ve never labored enough to have peace yourselves? That does not give you the “Right” to steal it from someone else.

   Not everybody is miserable just because you think so and not everybody is miserable for the reason you may think. What if your existence is the sole cause of their misery? What if the misery that you cause only ever is supposed to earn you misery? What if you ain’t as holy as you think? Opinions may vary. Your path of love should also be a path of peace. The various Witchcraft trials that you generated and/or continue to generate are never a testimony to the path of love/peace that you preach. Opinions may vary.

   If it is not time for me to judge you (and reject you and/or your path) then perhaps it is not time for you to judge me (and reject me and/or my path). Opinions may vary. Perhaps we are given the will to choose because you are never correct. Opinions may vary. Perhaps it is time that your path was rejected and stuck someplace you might find uncomfortable. Opinions may vary. If mine is different than your own then perhaps mine is the more valid. Opinions may vary. Your opinion may not be wise just because you have it. Opinions may also vary regarding that.

   You’re an unweaned fop, how refreshing. Opinions may vary as to just exactly what you are. You don’t necessarily tell others what they are. They tell you. Unrighteousness is in the eyes of the beholder and you may just never be a righteous man. Opinions may vary. You may be an unweaned fop in plainclothes. I am still entitled to my opinion whether you like it or not.

Author: M. Green2007

Hell fire & damnation preachers…

   Many like to brag that they either know or are a hellfire & damnation preacher. Is that not what a practicing Satanist is? Some practicing Satanists frequently speak of Hell, fire and damnation so they are in effect Hellfire & damnation preachers in their own right. Opinions may vary. Satan is the only one that ever loves me this I know…

Author: M. Green2007

Harems…

   I need one of my own. You never do. Nuff said.

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Comparisons…

   There may be at least a few of you (if not more) that I could easily compare to Adolph Hitler and Adolph Hitler would come out smelling like roses while you would NOT. Is this you? Opinions may vary.

Author: M. Green2007

Atlantis…

   The mythical continent of Atlantis sank beneath the ocean (sea). It’s unfortunate that you were not on it at the time. What are you going to do if there is a big earthquake in California and it falls into the Ocean? If this happens California can take Liberty University, Tennessee Temple, The Vatican, The Garden of Eden, Jerusalem, Mecca, atheists, Republicans and PETA with it.

Author: M. Green2007

“You’re the only bitch my mama ever raised.” M. Green2007