The temptation of the serpent…

Gen. 3:4,5

   And the serpent said unto the woman, ye shall not surely die:

   For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof , then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

   How has the serpent tempted you today? Did you bash any gays/homosexuals?  Did you bash any women? Did you bash any children? Did you bash any homeless people? Did you throw any gays/homosexuals out of church? Did you bash any HIV/AIDS victims?

   Did you criticize the alternative lifestyle of somebody else today? Did you laugh at the fact that people are dying of HIV/AIDS?

Did you say that HIV/AIDS is the judgment of God upon the gay/homosexual community? How were you tempted today?

   Did you criticize the music someone else preferred to hear or perform? Did you criticize somebody else’s manner of dress? Did you criticize somebody else’s personal habits, beliefs, ideas, opinions or actions? How were you tempted today? I just opened some eyes.

Author: M. Green, 2008

The crucifiction & homosexuality…

   In 1978 when I was thirteen years old I was crucified for being gay/homosexual. The problem with that is that I’m not gay. There were three of us crucified on my school lawn that day and I was the only one nailed to a cross. At least I did not have to share a cross with either of those other two females. The other two were tied to a cross with rope. We were all three crucified for being gay/homosexual. That was the first time.

   I was not gay/homosexual then and in this lifetime I have yet to be gay. I’m certainly not obligated to prove it to your naïve, worthless ass/self. What do you know again? I’m not quite senile yet. Some of you need a reality check. I am not amused or impressed..

Author: M. Green, 2008

White slavery…

   Many of you will argue whether or not white slaves exist but you’re not one, are you? Whites are rather notorious for enslaving other whites just in case you naively thought that your black race was the only one to ever be enslaved. Just ask the Irish who were forced to work for the railroads among others. Just ask me. White slavery should have been abolished before black slavery. Now you know. White slavery is just as illegal as any other kind according to the U. S. Constitution. Think about it before you call me “bitch.”

   If somebody called someone that you care about (such as your mother) a “bitch” then it would not be a term of endearment. I may not find it so endearing when and if you naively call me a “bitch.” What then? If you call me a “bitch” then a “bitch” is what you are. Now you know. Some of you have this naïve opinion about feminists who won’t naively let you enslave them. The feminists are not the ones who are wrong. You’re never the “head of my household” because I’d rather buy me beer or a new suit.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Sexually expressing yourself…

 I was listening to the radio this morning & they were interviewing an Englishman and getting his perspective on the Anglican decision to ordain women as bishops & the

Anglican view on homosexual bishops within the Anglican Church. Some or for ordaining women bishops & some are against ordaining women as bishops.

   A great many are criticizing openly gay Anglican bishops. They seem to naively think that openly gay bishops should be celibate if they want to be a bishop while heterosexuals should not be celibate.

   My view is that homosexuals are not less sexual than the heterosexuals so why should only the gays/homosexuals be celibate if they want to be an Anglican bishop? Heterosexuals are not necessarily more sexually moral than gays/homosexuals just because they’re heterosexuals. Many heterosexuals will not think it wrong to secretly have an illicit affair while they are married nor do they necessarily find it wrong to visit a prostitute should they get an itch or two. Some heterosexuals are kinky aside from all this. Many heterosexual couples practice sodomy & sometimes with each other…

   Gays/homosexuals are not necessarily less sexually oriented than heterosexuals nor are they less in need of relationships than heterosexuals. Gays are not necessarily less sexually oriented than heterosexuals nor are they necessarily more sexually oriented than heterosexuals. The same can be said of bisexuals.

   What it comes down to is that the way we each express our sexuality varies. The way we express ourselves sexually can vary. It may vary within each group. Everybody who is heterosexual may not necessarily agree with the way you express your sexuality. A heterosexual woman may disagree with a heterosexual male, a homosexual with another homosexual of the same gender & a bisexual with another bisexual. This is not to mention the heterosexual women that disagree with each other…

   Your Christian Bible tells you repeatedly not to judge the actions/deeds of others because you’re not GOD! You’re just HIS mouthpiece. You’re omniscient, omnipresent or omnipotent. Your Christian Bible basically tells you that you’re naïve. I tend to agree with this last statement. You are naïve. You can quote me.

   Women should be ordained as bishops & so should those who are openly gay/homosexual. If you heterosexual bishops are willing to be celibate then perhaps everybody else should consider it but that is not what you want. You want to pleasure yourselves with any woman who strikes your naïve heterosexual fancy. There is no valid reason for an Anglican bishop who is openly gay/homosexual to be celibate just because he is gay & a Protestant bishop because he (or she now) is not a nun nor are they studying to become one.

   It is the Catholic Church that is rather infamous for controlling  (or wanting to control) the sex lives of others. Protestants are not Catholics. Why would any self-respecting Protestant want to be like a naïve Catholic in this regard or any other? Why would any self-respecting Protestant want to believe like a naïve Catholic in this regard or any other? It is also some Catholic clergy/priests who have been accused & confessed to sodomizing minor children (among other sexual acts) and Catholic priests are supposed to be celibate according to their chosen belief system. Some Catholic priests have been relieved of their ministry by their own “Church” because of the fact that they were not celibate.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Temples…

1 Cor. 3: 16,17

  Know ye not that ye are the temple of Satan, and that the Spirit of Satan dwelleth in you?

   If any man defile the temple of Satan, him shall Satan destroy; for the temple of Satan is unholy, which temple ye are.

   My body is my temple not yours. If you defile my temple your ass is grass. You need to bend over and kiss your ass/buttocks goodbye. Now would be good.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Definition:

Love: you’re a moron in rut

   I practice a universal religion that is hated by almost everyone and it ain’t ever Catholicism. What do you do for a living?

Author: m. Green,2008

Turning gay…

   A gay/homosexual male acquaintance of mine told me that a woman could mentally turn herself into a gay/homosexual man by listening to a lot of gay/homosexual musicians/singers. I’m female. I recently started listening to Sir Elton John at night. Thanks to the computer I can do this. Granted I am limited to listening to the same cd all night unless I wake up & change it. I have no idea if this theory about turning someone gay/homosexual actually works or not. I should have asked him how you tell if it’s working. I have noticed that I sleep a bit better…

   I’m heterosexual. I have no problem with being even more heterosexual… Has anybody ever heard of this? I’m curious as to whether this theory actually works. I also like to listen to Sir Elton John. Have any of you actually tried this? Have you tried it on anyone else? I’m just curious… I’ve heard of brainwashing tactics of course. In this case, am I trying to brainwash myself? Are there subliminal messages on Elton John albums? If it works I’ll probably laugh. If this works, can I patent this method?

   I’m trying to get my fingers on a stereo. I have this old T. Rex album that I need to dust off… I’ve also been listening to a bit of David Bowie. If this works, I may just have to try it on somebody else just because I have this odd sense of humor… I’ve listened to Sir Elton John for years anyway… A little more won’t kill me. I also like “heavy metal.” I guess I’ll have to drag out the Judas Priest… and the Queen… I knew some of these guys were gay before they “came out.” They also write/perform some fine music.

   Maybe I’m a little weird. Most of the musicians that I listen to are male. Most of the cds that I buy for my own personal enjoyment feature male singers or another male musician. This has been the case for many years. It’s just the way of things.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Hallucinations…

   Matt.6:16-18

   Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

    But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face

    That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.

“For if his health is not robust, if he suffers from a retching of black bile, if his body is wasted through excessive fasting or want of sleep; if he is injured in the brain,  or is excessively timid and subject to violent clouding of the imagination, none such (visions) are to be  credited. For such men, even when awake, think they see, hear or taste that which is not there to be seen, heard or tasted; for the devil very easily deludes them, since they eagerly accept and believe the image of false appearances.” Francesco-Maria Guazzo, Compendium Maleficorum (1626).

   A person is subject to hallucinations especially when he is starving, very nervous, or deranged.

    During the Inquisition & Witchcraft trials many of those accused of Witchcraft were or were nearly starved and/or forced to fast. Some of those accused of Witchcraft in predominantly Protestant areas were actually Catholic where Catholicism was equated with Witchcraft.

   It has been acceptable in the Christian community for Christians to fast. Many of these fasting Christians claim to have “Holy” visions of various Saints or angels and/or receive “Holy” answers and/or advice. It remains a scientific fact that extreme hunger and/or thirst in any human (regardless of their religious affiliation or lack of one) can cause hallucinations.

   Pardon me for NOT being impressed with your religious/spiritual visions/deductions caused by your fasting. Your “Divine Inspiration” is nothing more than an hallucination. You hallucinate the existence of your piety.

    Guazzo was an early “witch-finder” during the Witchcraft trials. He claimed that people are easier to delude when they are hungry or nervous and it is the Devil who does the deluding. Does this also apply to Christians? Yes. It is especially true of Christians, Moslems & Jews. Christians, Moslems & Jews are even easier to delude. The proof that Christians, Moslems &Jews are deluded is the fact that they are Christians, Moslems & Jews. 

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

The Wicked Witch…

    “I’ll get you and your little friends too.” Margaret Pluris, USA

    “Where is the great & powerful Oz when you really need him or a pail of water?” M.Green

definition:

get: 1. strike 2. kill 3. baffle 4. defeat

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Author: M. Green, 2008

The Man in Black…

   There seems  to be some debate in some circles concerning the “Man in Black.” The “Man in Black” usually does NOT refer to a Catholic priest. The “Man in Black” is the officiating High Priest at a Witches’ Sabbat. Some would call the “Man in Black”  a Pagan and others would call him a Satanist. Still others might call him Wiccan.  You call him either mister or “sir.” The “Man in Black” is the thireenth member of a Witches’ coven. He is the Grand Master and the representative of Satan. The “Man in Black” is a sorcerer or what some might call a Warlock.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Not for the innocent…

   My paternal Grandfather hated musicians but he liked to listen to music. He tried to make everybody quit playing whichever musical instrument they preferred to play. I was also taught that angels play harps in heaven and that when I die I will sit on a cloud and play a harp. A harp is a stringed instrument and so is a guitar and a piano. What if I prefer to play my musical instrument now? There are no assurances that I’ll even get to heaven and if there ain’t rock and roll in heaven then I don’t want to go. That pretty much tells me where I ain’t going.

   My paternal Grandfather died a poor man and he was not a musician. Many musicians are wealthier than he & they’re not all necessarily millionaires though some may be. If nothing else musicians are wealthy in music and harmonies. I think the bigotry of my paternal Grandfather caused him more poverty than many people realize. I was disowned by some of his kin because I study music when I can. They have yet to realize that I’m not crying about the loss of their companionship because they had already been disowned by me and they are going to stay that way forever and a day.

   If my paternal Grandfather is in heaven taking music away from people which sounds like the case then I don’t want to go to heaven. I don’t need some half-illiterate idiot with no culture as opposed to my limited exposure to culture like my uncultured paternal Grandfather telling me how to enjoy eternity & ruining my good time. Who died and made him God? Nobody.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Respectable bums…

   My biological father has been divorced twice (thankfully from two different women as opposed to the same one.) His second wife worked as a nurse & helped him repay some of his business debts so now he expects every other female in existence to do likewise. I’m never his wife. He’s never getting any money from me. Unless I become his business partner on paper & I have controlling interest it ain’t gonna happen. The first thing I’d do is fire him.

   His father was a farmer and never had any success at managing a business either. I’m not loaning any of those relatives any money & I’m not giving them any either. I don’t care how “hard” their lives are. They should have worked a little harder. All the help I ever get from them is that snobby little piece of verbal mockery.

   My biological father & at least one step-father could not successfully manage their own business because they were to lazy to apply themselves (work.) They erringly think that their balls make them special. There are other fish in the sea. I can maybe find someone with balls to associate with. Some of them like to criticize people like Elton John. At least he has balls. I’m not afraid to look for someone to be with who is not interested in me just for money. I know when someone is looking at me and seeing dollar signs.

   My step-fathers ceased to be important when I discovered that they have no brain or heart and they never have/had either. My biological father is no better. I’m never important to my biological father because either I’m not a boy/male or I don’t give him an orgasm. Those are his words. He has failed to notice that his orgasms are never my first priority and they are never supposed to be. I’m never willing to be traded for a beer or $50,000.00 worth of beer for my father to ingest & then piss into the nearest gutter. He’s not that special.

   My biological father is a lazy, naïve, egotistical & self-righteous bum who has outwardly learned how to falsely appear to be respectable. He graduated from high school and then was trained by Caterpillar to repair their equipment but he refuses to prove that he learned anything. He refuses to work at anything except wallowing in his own self-pity so he is a bum.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Self righteous egotism…

   Matt. 23:11

   But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.

   You think you are better than me. You think you are more respectable than me. You think you are never wrong. You think you are never unwise. Guess again. According to the Bible that some of you believe in you will be less later than what you are now. You may be Mr. Popularity now but you will be less later. You snub me now. You will be snubbed later. I just got an early start on snubbing you. I’m not the one who started it.

   You treat me like I’m nothing. You will be treated like nothing later. My health is not important now. Your health will not be important later. My happiness is not important now. Your happiness will not be important later. My desires are not important now. Your desires will not be important later. Guess what? It’s later than you think.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Lost souls…

   Luke 15:32

   It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

   There seems to be a difference of opinion here. I’m not lost. I know exactly where I am.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Lawyers, Guns & Money…

   Somebody bought my biological mother a double barrel derringer and somebody got shot with it. I’ve had it pointed at me a time or two. I’ve found myself standing at the wrong end of a loaded derringer. It’s the wrong end of the gun if I’m not controlling the trigger. What are we to infer from this?

   The news reports are all full of stories about psychopaths with guns. Everybody wants to outlaw everybody else’s gun and they want to give guns back to known felons. The surviving family of the man who got shot with that derringer that belonged to my mother wound up with that derringer and they planned on giving it back to my mother. What’s wrong with this picture?

   Meanwhile my mother has been trying to force me to buy life insurance on myself just like she did my late step-father who was shot with her derringer. It ain’t ever going to occur. She has already made it quite plain that she wants me dead.

Author: M. Green, 2008

   “We're Wiccan." Rev. S. (Sidney) Gavin Frost

An eye for an eye…

   Ex. 21:24

   Eye for an eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

   Most people are familiar with this Bible verse. Not many Christians live it. The verse means that if you poke out my eye then you lose an eye of your own in the name of justice. If you cut off my hand then you lose a hand of your own in the name of justice. If you steal my cow then you give me at least one of your cows.

   I know many people who will use every excuse in the book to hurt me. They will sometimes even purposely perjure themselves. What happens when they find out that they wrongly accused me? Nothing. I have to live with whatever mistake that they made. I don’t have to further tolerate their hateful countenance. I can put me someplace they are not. That is my right. I am not required to be their friend. I am not required to be nice though sometimes I am polite. Politeness can be mistaken for love and/or friendship and/or forgiveness.

   I know people who adhere to the “eye for an eye” doctrine who are not Christian until they discover that they are wrong. Then they either run like hell or flaunt it in my face. I’ve even known people to hurt me because they erringly think that I believe in the “eye for an eye” doctrine. The fact that I’ve never hurt them seems to always escape their attention. The fact that they cannot prove my guilt also seems to escape their attention.

   I’ve even had some who thought they needed to teach me a lesson. The only thing they have taught me is that they know how to hate and that it’s me they hate. They don’t ever have a valid reason to hate. For some reason they just can’t seem to find anything else to do. Some of them have been or are unemployed when they are hating.

   Instead of hating the husband who is abusing/beating them they hate me. If I try to stop the abuse they hate me and they hate me if I don’t try to stop the abuse. They hate me when I try to be companionable and they hate me when I don’t. The only thing they love is my money. They never hate my money. They never hate their own hate. They hate love or any reasonable facsimile thereof. They never hate their own greed but they hate it when I have money for food for myself. They never hate their own laziness but heaven forbid that I have 5 minutes to myself. They hate it that they are getting nothing for the nothing they do for me.

   I may get annoyed when you purposely step on my toes to cause me pain. What’s your point? That is my right. I also have the right to defend myself. You hate that too. You hate the fact that I decided that you don’t yet know it all. What’s your point? I’m never wrong. Some of you have even said so. You hate that too. You hate what you don’t understand and you never understand me. You may like to think you do but you don’t.

   I am past the point of living my life in a way that only makes everybody else happy and never makes me happy. You hate it when I have hope. You hate being wrong and you’re always wrong. What’s your point? You hate being ignored but you love to ignore others. You hate the fact that I have a brain and you don’t know how to use it or your own. What’s your point? You hate it when I exercise my will. At least I have one (unlike you.)

   An eye for an eye. Do you really want to lose one of your own? I doubt if you’d miss it because you never use it for seeing/looking anyway. What else don’t you use? Opinions may vary. The only thing most of you use is your mouth and what you need to use it for is “playing the flute.” If your mouth were full you’d make fewer stupid comments than you do.

Definition:

Playing the flute: 1. sucking cock (penis)

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Cain & Abel…

   1 John 3:12

   Not as Cain, who was of that wickedness, and slew his brother, And wherefore slew he him? Because his own works were evil, and his brother’s righteous.

   “You’re Cain.” Margaret Pluris

   “No as in never. Cain was physically a boy and I’m not. I was a grain farmer. What was Abel? Abel was a grain farmer.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Preachers…

   The problem is that every Christian preacher whom I’ve ever met erringly thinks that his rudeness will be tolerated and they do get rude, hateful & mean. There is no excuse for rudeness. You’re not telling me anything that I cannot read for myself. The problem is that I don’t care what your favorite book is and I don’t find any joyful news in your Holy Bible. It does make a handy paperweight though. I’m not paying you to read me something that I can read for myself & have already read. I don’t need to hear your hateful opinion so you are being rude.

   You like to tell everybody else how sinful they are but you never recognize your own hatefulness. You never recognize your own rudeness/disrespectfulness. It’s there you just don’t see it. You cannot hate & preach a message of love. I don’t need to hear how much you love/hate others. You don’t know how to preach about love because you don’t know what love is. Similarly, you don’t know what my “sins” are & I don’t have to say. I’m female & I’m a sodomite. What’s your naïve point? How many of you erringly thought that only men are sodomites? What’s my crime again? I enjoy men and you’re not mature enough to be one. Is that what you’re saying? You don’t have the maturity to satisfy a woman. How choice. You hate sodomites so you hate me. The difference between a male sodomite & a female sodomite is that I’m never apologizing for being a sodomite in this one horse town. Don’t even ask. Any questions?

   There are privacy laws. These are federal laws in the U.S. and I am a U.S. citizen times 3. I was born in the U.S.A to U.S. citizens. If you decide to peep in my windows (which is illegal) then you may get the eyeful that you deserve. How dare you tell me how to satisfy a man when you don’t even know how yourself. How dare you tell me what satisfies me. There is no law that says I must endure a boring sex life with a naïve prude. It is rude of you to tell me what type of sex I must enjoy. Would you like it if I told you what type of sex you must enjoy? You enjoy never having sex. How do you like that?

   Christianity, Islam & Judaism should be outlawed. You all want to outlaw other religions. I’ve heard it said (in public.) You all erringly think you are holier than everybody else. You’re not. Now you know. You want thinking to be illegal. I disagree. Despite your self-righteous egotism you are never qualified to think for me or even yourselves.

    The Holy Bible in all of its forms (even the Catholic ones) should be banned. Then you’d have to broaden your horizons and read something else. Gospel music should be banned. Then you’d have to listen to something else. Your morals should be banned. Then you’d have to do something else. Your preaching should be banned. Then you’d have to go get a real job instead of being the bum that you are. I don’t have to be a Christian to know what your mistakes/sins are and point them out to you. That was your first mistake.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Theft…

   Ex. 20:15

   Thou shalt not steal.

   I have told you repeatedly not to steal from me. I have told you repeatedly not to take things away from me. You never listen. You never know what you are hearing when you hear it. You lie to yourselves about what you are guilty of. You lie to yourselves about your virtues. You don’t have any virtues or morals. No. You can’t have that either. Not now. Not ever.

   You are reciting the Bible.” Mrs. Fred Vaught (among others)

   “No as in never. You are being told not to steal from me as usual. You people are airheads. If you believe your Bible then why aren’t you actually practicing your religion?” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Kill or be killed…

   “ I put you here (my sperm fertilized the egg that put you here) and I can take you off (kill you.) I am a good Christian.” William E. Green

    Ex. 20:13

    Thou shalt not kill.

    “You’re perpetually disowned. I have the right to defend myself even against the sorry likes of you. You might want to go hide behind the skirt your mother is wearing.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

War heroes…

   Matt. 24:6

   And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

    Be ye not troubled… Don’t trouble yourselves enough to join in the fighting. In other words don’t fight. You thought I was going to say something else? This may be what this verse means. Maybe you’re not the hero you thought you were.

   Rev. 6:4

   And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

   I have a sword. I keep it locked up. It’s not the first sword I’ve ever owned either. I rode a horse named “Reddy” once. Hmmm. Curiouser and curiouser.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Training…

   Prov. 22:6

   Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

   I’m already potty trained. Thanx. You trained the wrong child in the wrong way. You are a child of God and I see how rude you are. I see your hate. I see your hypocrisy. I see your snobbery. I see you for what you are. I see you for what you represent. I reject you.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Pillars of salt…

   Gen. 19:26

   But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

   Salt & sulphur are two main components of a successful exorcism. You crave what you need. I crave salt.

   “You can’t have any salt. I forbid it.” Rev. Yvonne Frost

   “Yes I can and I can have it right now.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Handmaidens…

   Acts 16:17

   The same followed Paul and us, and cried, saying, These males are handmaidens of God, which shew unto us the way of salvation.

   1 Tim. 2:12

   But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

   Prov. 12:4

   A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.

   1 Cor. 11:5

   But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.

   1 Cor. 11: 15

   But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is giving her covering.

   Eph. 5:22

   Wives submit yourselves to your husbands, as unto the Lord.

   Eph. 5:33

   Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

   Eph. 5:23

   For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

   Tit.2:4

   That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

   Gen. 1:27

   So God created man in his image, in the image of God created he him; male & female created he them.

   Gen. 2:22

   And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto man.

   1 Pet. 3:1

   Likewise ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

    Lev.20:10

   And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbor’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

   Prov.31:27

   She looketh well to the ways of he household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.

   1 Tim.2:9

   In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

   1 Pet. 3:2

   While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

   Gen. 24:65

   For she had said unto the servant, what man is this that walketh in the field to meet us? And the servant had said, It is my master: therefore she took a vail, and covered herself.

   Definitions:

    Handmaiden: 1. woman, girl or a female servant 2. handmaid

   Reverence:  awe, respect, love

   Wife: a married woman

   Men are female. This is according to the KJV Bible. Therefore, men are to be silent. Men are to have long hair. Men are to cover their heads. Women are to be silent.  Women are to have long hair. Women are to cover their heads. Why don’t you tell me about why you are rudely screaming at me again. You’re the female. I’m not.

   Why are you wearing pants instead of a skirt? Why aren’t you home caring for the children? Why have you not yet prepared my dinner? Why have you not yet cleaned your dwelling? Why are your female fingers wrapped around my money? Why are you standing behind that pulpit? Why is your naïve mouth flying open? You’re the “little” woman. I’m not. Why aren’t you submitting to me? Why are you being disrespectful to me? You’re the woman. I’m not. Prepare to be used. You’re the woman. I’m not. Where’s YOUR dowry? You’re the woman. I’m not.

   Why aren’t you sober? Why aren’t you working? Why are you idle? Why are you telling me how to spend my money? Why aren’t you home breast-feeding your babies? Why aren’t you more demure? Why aren’t you more feminine? You’re the woman. I’m not. Why are you not shamefaced? Why are you not fearful?  Why do you wear such costly garments? Why are you not wearing a vail? You're the woman. I'm not. God is a woman/female. Just ask Merlin Stone and the Holy Bible.

Author: Michelle Green, 2008 ©

Anal sex…

“I know better than you how to sexually satisfy a man.” Margaret Pluris

“Why won’t you make love to me any more?” Doug Williams

“I’m never going to make love to you again because you gave me genital herpes.” Margaret Pluris

“Do tell.” M. Green, 2008

Legality & Gay marriages...

1 Cor. 7:9

But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn (with unfulfilled desire.)

   The words in parenthesis are mine. The rest of the verse is KJV. What thought first came to your mind when you read this verse? Who are you kidding? It ain't ever me. There is never a valid argument opposing the legalization of gay marriages. It is better for them to marry each other if that is their desire than not.

That is my opinion whether you like it or not. I make no apologies for my opinion. Whether or not you like my opinion may or may not be important. If you disagree with me then your opinion is never important.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Eve…

“Eve was created from the rib of Adam.” The Holy Bible

definition:

eve: evening

Eve was framed.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Pregnancy…

“You’re too young to have/bear children.” Rosetta Green

“No as in never. I have my menstrual period. Thanx.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Role reversals…

“I was a prison bitch (though not because of you.” Marshall Snelling

“You bitch.” Earl Ratliff

“I’m a bitch.” Dwight Emrich

“I’m a bitch.” Charles Rhodes

“You bitch.” Margaret Pluris

“You bitch.” William (Bill) E. Green

   What do bitches do? A bitch sucks cock. Bitches suck my cock.

“Suck my cock.” M. Green, 2008

Author: M. Green, 2008

Biblical divination…

   Definitions:

   Divination: 1. prophecy

   Familiar spirits: 1. channeled spirit 2. a demon spirit in the shape/form of an animal.

   Deut. 18:10,11

   There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

   Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

   The Holy Bible is full of prophecies yet according to the Bible itself prophesying is wrong. This would seem to be proof of your own Christian/Jewish heresy and hypocrisy. It’s all a matter of perspective/opinion. Mediums “channel” a variety of spirits.

Some examples of Biblical/Christian/Jewish divination/prophecy are:

“The new Pope will be elected when we see enough smoke.” John R. Ellis (among others)

“Armageddon is just a hairsbreadth away.” Peggy Ratliff (among others)

“HIV/AIDS is the judgment of God upon gays (homosexuals.)” Rev. Jerry Falwell

Not every gay/homosexual is dead yet so this is considered divination/prophecy. It is divination/prophecy because it has yet to occur to all gays/homosexuals and the Rev. Falwell is attempting to foretell the future of all gays/homosexuals.

“You are a hellbound sinner.” various

Author: M. Green, 2008

Menopause…

“You’re marrying me after you go thru menopause.” Thairon Ratliff

“No as in never.” M. Green, 2008

Author: M. Green, 2008

I could almost love you…

   Maybe this is what God would like to tell you and maybe it is all that God ever has to say. He could almost love you. Maybe you need to tell him the same. According to some only God inspires all writings which does nothing to explain how this got written or how many other things have gotten written. It does nothing to explain how atheists manage to write anything

I could almost love you and you need to know it.

   If God is the only inspiration then why were some of the works of Galileo Galilee (among others) banned by the Catholic Church. Why does the Vatican have control over some rare secular/scientific manuscripts? The Catholic Church considers them unwholesome. How can anything divinely inspired be unwholesome? The Vatican can go suck a raw egg (to say the least.) I’m trying to be polite about it for once. The Vatican is naïve & wrong. I don’t care if you like my opinion or not. Somebody needs to say it.

   Fundamental Baptists are just as naïve & wrong because they like to burn books & other things. Everybody is not as immature as they. They don’t like this opinion. That’s too bad. They also need to be told. Somebody needs to say it. You don’t like it because you’re not mature enough to handle it or be involved with it. You don’t like me because you’re too immature to be involved with me. Shit happens.

Author: M. green, 2008

Whereabouts unknown...

   I sometimes do a people search on the internet. I'm spying on them from a distance. We're estranged & I want to make sure they don't move next door. Today I decided to look for myself. I could not find myself (I know where I am.) I just don't want everybody to know where I am. I'm such an asshole for not sending my enemies my address.

Author: M. Green, 2008

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Runaways…

“You’re an underage runaway.” Hinton Sheriff

“No as in never. You’re naïve & out of your league. Parents don't get custody of their children forever.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Wives...

   Eph. 5:28

   So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.

    If  your wife (spouse) doesn't eat then you are not treating her as you would treat yourself. If your wife is not worthy of your love then you are not worthy of your love. I can just here you all growling in disagreement from here. Too bad.

   If your wife is not enjoying herself then you have no right to enjoyment. If your wife has to freeze her kneecaps off because she is wearing a skirt in the wintertime instead of warm pants then you should also be wearing a skirt. You don't understand if it ain't you suffering.

   If pants are appropriate for you to wear then they are appropriate for your wife to wear also. I can just hear you Fundamental Baptists roaring in disagreement from here. You're all naive. Get over it!

   If your wife disagrees with you then maybe she knows something that you don't. Maybe she knows how you are failing to love her. I say that at least some of you are egotistical enough to believe that if you are happy then everyone else is. If you disagree with me then that is your damned dilemma.

   I'm never apologizing to you for actually being able to think independently of you. That's my perogative. It's my job to insure my own happiness & well-being. It is hardly my fault that you're a failure at this. If your wife is not having an orgasm then you don't ever need one. This is my informed opinion. I've watched you & I've listened to you and I perpetually disagree with you. Heal thyself of being naive.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Gay bashing…

“You don’t gay bash men?!?” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never. They can buy guns to defend themselves with. How stupid are you? Opinions may vary.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Death & the ressurection...

1 Cor. 15:3,4

   For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also receiveth, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;

   And that he was buried, and that he rose again (from sleep or a coma) the third day according to the scriptures.

   And maybe he died laughing. In more modern times I have been pronounced dead & have even woke up in a coffin at a funeral parlor. I'm 41 years old. If they don't know what dead is now they probably did not know what it was then. Think about it.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Cleanliness...

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness." Various

"Is that why I can smell your ass from 90 paces? I just showered so I know I'm not smelling my own filth." M. Green, 2008

Money...

"Excessive love of money is the root of all evil." The Holy Bible

1 Tim. 6:10

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some have coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

   It's interesting that so many of you are trying to relieve me of what little money that I have. Perhaps that is where the true evil lies. Every time I have ever been to church it has more or less been stated that the only real reason you'd like for me to attend is so that you'll get more of my money.

   For centuries various churches have been taking property from its rightful owner. This has not really changed much. You churches don't need my money nearly as much as I need it. Get over it! All you different churches are standing there with your lazy fist out and so are some of you atheists.

Matt. 22:21

  Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

   Have you paid your own taxes lately? You are never Caesar so your word is the lesser law. Caesar's word is perpetually more important. Pardon me while I pay my federal taxes and perpetually ignore you while I avoid charges of tax evasion. There is no law stating that you are wiser than everybody else.

   There are worse things than obeying most of the laws that a particular government creates. There is a time to disagree with government though and that is when the government is imposing silly laws such as outlawing women wearing pants. I could easily name others. Prohibition comes readily to mind as another bit of silliness imposed by a government. Illegalization of same sex marriages is another silly law imposed by a government as is illegalization of abortion & illegalization of marijuana. I don't smoke marijuana but there are those who do.

   I have the right to defend myself but there are those who would like to take away my gun and who tell me to keep silent. I may need to speak or shoot someone to adequately defend myself or what is mine.

   I have the right to tell you that you are making a mistake or already have or that you are naive. I'm not obligated to be polite about it. There is no law stating that I must be polite to an utter jack-ass/fool and if there is then it's another one of those silly laws. Your mother would not be polite if you were being an utter jack-ass/fool. Why should I?

   Your advanced age or church affiliation may not prevent you from being an utter jack-ass/fool either. Don't kid yourselves. The fact that you only want to hear nice things about yourselves does NOT mean that you're NOT behaving like a total jack-ass/fool and some of you are just plain rude. Your egotism does not save you from being a fool.

   Another interpretation might be that I'll obey your silly law and then I'll see you in Hell. I will laugh if you have to kiss my ass in Hell.

Lev. 19:18

Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself: I am the Lord.

Matt. 7:1

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

   I've never even seen you try. Why don't you quit volunteering information about people such as myself whom you know nothing about? You erringly think that everyone is just utterly bedazzled with your naive ass/self and maybe they're not.

Author: M. Green,2008

Bitch…

“You bitch.” Margaret Pluris

"You bitch." Dwight Emrich

Look who’s talking. You’re the ugliest and most naïve bitch/hag in the west.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Moslems...

"I'm a Moslem. You probably expect to be treated as a Christian would be treated but it ain't gonna happen because I ain'y Christian." Marshall Snelling

"You are clueless. I'm NOT ever Moslem or Christian and you may not get treated the way you expect. I'm Wiccan." M. Green

"You need a wake up call. My ex-wife is a Wiccan High Priestess and you won't like it if I take you to one of her circles and she helps me." Marshall Snelling

"You threatened me. She's wanting one of her tits cut off and you're wanting your balls cut off then? I practice in the left-hand path. My Master does not ever forbid me to defend myself. You don't ever want to see my face again." M. Green

Houses…

“I’ll buy you a house if I’m wrong about you.” Bob Green

“You’d never believe that you were wrong even if you caught yourself committing the crime in question.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Abortion...

   Abortion should be legal just in case one of you naive Fundamental Baptists decide to get in my bed. Abortion should be legal just in case one of you naive people decide to get in my bed."

Author: M. Green, 2008

The Rainbow Tribe…

“We’re renaming the “Rainbow Tribe” and we’re going to call it the “Rainbow Coalition.” Elizabeth J. Guy

“No as in never because I founded one of the “Rainbow Tribes.” There is no “we” and there never will be.” M. Green

Author: M.Green, 2008

Polite to a fault...

   Some people expect something that they are not ever going to get. Your egotistical, naive and rude self is never entitled to politeness.

Author: M. Green, 2008

The Blair Witch…

I’ve got a corner that I’d like to stick somebody else’s nose in.

Matt. 7:1

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

“Mind your own naïve business.” M. Green, 2008

You had to be there…

“You dumbkopf. I have a son.” Mrs. Brown

“You’re the dumbkopf and you’re also rude.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Hatred…

“You hate men.” Thairon Ratliff

“You hate men.” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never. You just never are a man. Why is your naïve ass/self in my bed/bower?” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

The dark…

“All men look alike in the dark.” William E. Green

“No as in never. You’re still the ugliest and most naïve bitch ever on two legs.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Musicians…

“Musicians are bums.” Bob Green

“No as in never. You’re the bum.” M. Green

Children of God…

    How many of you remember being chastised by various adults when you were children? The adult chastising you may not have always been your parent or even a member of your family. I’ve met many people who claim to be “children of God.” These “children of God” seem to not understand why they would be chastised for screaming/preaching in somebody else’s face. They also seem to be self-righteously offended when others chastise them for their rude screaming/preaching.

   Nowhere in the Bible does it state that everybody wants to be your captive audience (especially not in their own living room that you may have rudely invited/bullied your way into.) From personal experience, I can state that some of you are rude and you do bully people by stating that you have their best interest at heart. The Bible states that not all want to hear your MESSage/witness. The Bible also tells you what to do if they do not wish to hear your MESSage/witness.

   I’ve read where some of you have told others to either convert to Christianity or else perish by the sword, namely your sword or the sword of your warrior/priests. What does the Bible say about those who will not convert to your religion? It does NOT say to kill them by planting your sword point up their ass!

Matt. 10:14, KJV (Thompson Chain Reference Bible)

And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when you depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

    A great deal has been written & otherwise stated about the rude, violent, heathenistic & barbaric religions & lifestyles of others by quite a number of Christians. What does the Bible say about the way a Christian lifestyle should compare to the lifestyles of others? The Druids were known to execute criminals by burning them in wicker men. The fact that these same criminals were executed on a Druidic Holy Day and their lives were offered as a sacrifice is beside the point. They were still criminals & they were still going to be executed. Rather than waste a valuable & honorable pair of hands as a sacrifice to whichever deity, the Druids offered the lives of criminals as a sacrifice to whichever respective deity. The Druids sacrificed someone worthless for the good of all.

   The Druids were ancient law-givers/judges as well as priests & bards. They judged others within the confines of the Druidic religion/belief system. Many people today want their own “priests” to be the law-givers/judges based upon their own religion. I’ve known some Christians in my lifetime and I cannot honestly say that some of them were/are not at least a little barbaric, rude, violent or heathenistic. The latter is a matter of definition. There is more than one & not all are commonly used.

   The ancient Celts found many Christian customs barbaric when they were first introduced to Christianity. I cannot say the ancient Celts were entirely wrong. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Many ancient Celts did not see any beauty in Christianity and maybe they were not wrong. What does the Bible say about being a Christian on this planet/plane of existence?

2 Cor. 6:17

   Wherefore come ye out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

   The Knights Templar were executed & their property confiscated by the Catholic Church. In order for this to occur a Catholic had to touch a Knight Templar & Knights Templar property. Because of what they were accused of the Knights Templar were considered guilty of  unclean acts (this has nothing to do with bathing either.) The definition of “unclean” here is referring to sin. Sins are offenses to God. The Knights Templar were accused of sodomy which is considered an unclean act even if you bath afterwards. How many of you did not know this? According to the Bible, sodomy is an unclean act even if you bath afterwards.

   Whatever the Knights Templars touched would also have been forbidden to the Catholic Church and everybody Christian. Whatever wealth the Knights Templars legally owned would have been forbidden to the Catholic Church and everybody Christian. Everything the Knights Templars touched would have been tainted by their “sin.” Christians are told in the Bible to separate themselves from those they disagree with. In order to separate themselves from those they disagree with (their enemies) they have to separate themselves from any & every thing in the world of their enemies. This includes tangible property such as gold, land, temples as well as other things.

   Similarly, whatever is in the world that I live in is what you are to separate yourselves from. I like rock & roll music. It was once popular in some Christian circles to ridicule and condemn rock & roll music as sinful. I’ve heard sermons on the subject so I know. In order to separate yourselves from worldliness you’d have to stop leaving your home to go to work or grocery shopping. You couldn’t wear store bought clothes. You’d never know rock & roll existed.

    To separate yourself from the world/uncleanness you have to forget there is a world the moment you become Christian. You have to forget that sin exists. You have to forget that others sin. You cannot separate yourself from sin until & unless you forget it exists the moment you become a Christian. You cannot forget that sodomy exists. Sodomy is a sin. You are still thinking about the world & the sins of the world because you are thinking about the fact that the sin of sodomy exists. You have not separated yourself from the world because you still think about the homosexuals who exist & the sin of sodomy that exists.

   In 2 Cor. 6:17, you are plainly told not to touch the unclean thing (sin/world/worldliness.) If you look at me then your gaze is touching the world. You are told not to touch the unclean thing/world/sin/worldliness. Why is your gaze touching me? It’s not supposed to be. You are not supposed to notice me or anything that I do or anything that I have. If you cannot deign to compassionately notice the plight of the HIV/AIDS victim then you similarly should not be noticing what the rest of us own, what we’re “worth” in terms of wealth, what type of music we listen to, what we curse at or anything else about us. You have no business preaching about the evils of rock & roll, liquor, wild women, homosexuality or anything else because you should not be noticing that these things exist. Similarly, you should not be noticing any surplus of wealth we might have. Nor should you think we might have a surplus of wealth or any wealth at all.

   If we are beneath your notice because we are “worldly” (sinful/unclean) then our money/wealth is also beneath your notice. I was born on earth. My planet & the wealth of my planet are beneath your notice. Whatever benefits nature has to bestow upon mankind such as healing herbs, food, coal, oil, etc… is also beneath your notice because this is our world too. If this is our world too then the world is also worldly/unclean. Just remember, everything was once unclean/sinful/worldly because you were not Christian and this includes yourself.

   You should not even be noticing those women in pants because you are not supposed to notice the world. You cannot notice the world & be separate from it. If you notice the world then your heart still dwells in the world. If your heart were not still in the world then what the rest of us do would not even begin to faze you.

   I’ve had people ask me why they don’t see me at church or family functions. I’m no longer Christian because I long ago chose not to be. In the course of many years it has become very obvious that church & various family functions are not where I need to be. Church & various family functions are the part of the world that I have separated myself from. 2 Cor. 6:17 says to separate yourself from uncleanness/worldliness/sinfulness. I have separated myself from particular parties because it is best for me. I decided what was best for me. I decide what is best for me. It is not your choice to make because my life is not yours.

   Let it be known that somebody has the balls/gonads/courage to disagree with you & that person with balls/gonads/courage is me. I don’t always get my courage out of a bottle either. Being a drunk does not automatically make you invincible, as I’m sure many a barroom brawler can attest to. I know a drunk who got caught driving drunk by a local deputy and I know the drunk did not expect to get caught and in fact he thought he would not get caught but that ain’t exactly how it went down. I’ve heard about it enough to know. He’s almost here more than I am and I live here and he does not.

   I’ve been drinking a little beer, wine, rum and/or whiskey lately. I discovered that it relaxes me to have a couple of drinks before bed. I also discovered that I needed/need to relax. There are few things that help me to relax lately. I’m also not completely uncomfortable with who I am in my head/heart. I’ve also noticed that when I’m relaxed I’m also inclined to speaking more about what’s on my mind.

   Some of you may have just noticed that I disagree with you. It ain’t my dilemma. You should have known better. You’re damned naïve if you think your naïve opinion is the only one that matters because it ain’t. The Bible even tells you so in Matt. 7:1- Judge not, that ye be not judged. You don’t like me, you don’t like rock & roll, you don’t like my long hair, you don’t like homosexuals, you don’t like Ford cars & trucks, you don’t like Catholics, you don’t like Wiccans, you don’t like Satanists, you don’t like Protestants, you don’t okra, you don’t like washing dirty dishes, you don’t like sleeping alone, you don’t like whatever it is that you don’t like and I don’t like you. I can judge you for judging me & I can judge you for judging others. In my judgment/estimation you need a dildo stuck up your anus.

   Many of you believe that because you’re Christian you can freely judge others. Others can judge you. Some of us do. Some of us have. I found you wanting/lacking. I always do. You don’t like it. So?!? If you want to argue about it I might be able to arrange that. The fact that you want to argue about it might just prove that you’re a violent psychopath. It might also prove that you don’t know how to turn the other cheek or are unwilling to. If you’re unwilling to turn the other cheek and walk away before any violence occurs as the Bible tells you to then you’re not very adept at actually practicing your religion.

   Some words are violent/abusive/degrading words and not all of them seem that way to you. If you speak them then you’re not turning the other cheek. If you argue then you are not turning the other cheek. If you’re speaking to me then you’re not turning the other cheek.

Speaking of turning the other cheek…

Matt. 5:38 & 39, KJV (Thompson Chain Reference Bible)

Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil; but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

   The Bible may be telling you to “turn the other cheek” because you need a dildo stuck up your naïve anus/derriere. What have you been trying to stick up my ass lately? Your foot? Your penis? Your Bible? The Bible also says “an eye for an eye.” If you sodomize me then I get to sodomize you. If you scream/preach in my face then I get to scream/preach in your face. If I have to wear a skirt/kilt in public then so do you. If I have to wear clown make-up then so do you. If you get to order me around then I get to order you around. If I have to obey you then you have to obey me. What comes around goes around. In the Wiccan religion this is known as “The Law of Attraction” and “The Law of Return.” You get back what you send out.

Ex. 20:13, KJV (Thompson Chain Reference Bible)

Thou shalt not kill.

    By defending myself and/or my views I am also telling you not to kill. What part of that did you miss? The Bible says you’re not supposed to kill. It doesn’t say a damned thing about me doing it. I don’t have to see the Bible as only preaching to me. I can also interpret the Bible as preaching to you. You just don’t seem to be listening or reading or comprehending. You never do. I seldom attend church because I’m not a hypocrite. You can’t read anything to me that I have not already read & that I cannot read at home. What part of that did you miss?

    I don’t feel any great need to seem to be praying in public. There is nothing I need to say to God in church that I cannot say while in my home. There’s probably nothing I can say to God in church that he has not already heard while I was in my home. Kiss my anus/asshole comes immediately to mind… Kiss my unholiest of asses is right behind that… Any questions? Keep them to yourself. When I want your naïve opinion I’ll beat it out of you. Your opinion is always naïve but I digress again don’t I? Hypocrites like to congregate is what I noticed about church so I mostly don’t attend church.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Rebellion…

   1 Sam. 15: 23

   For rebellion is as the sin of Witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

   Eccle. 3:1

   To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven.

   There is even a time to rebel against your naïve, egotistical & self-righteous opinion and that time is always now. I do have a question. How is it that it is always proper for you to rebel against my authority? You’re a nobody.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

What heaven consists of…

   Jn. 14:2

   In my  Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you, I go to prepare a place for you.

    What if there are mansions for Satanists (Devil-worshippers,) apostates, Pagans, Wiccans, infidels & heretics?  It might be lonely without us. You won’t have anybody to abuse if we’re not there and therefore won’t have any fun without us. Heaven is supposed to be a fun place.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Childhood…

   1 Cor. 13:11

   When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man I put away childish things.

   Your understanding has not increased at all. Time and again I have heard various immature Christian ministers brag about how mature they are. It looks to me like they are still in their first childhood and they will never get out of it. Their wives are just playthings/toys.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Perspective…

   It’s all a matter of perspective. I’m never the infidel. You are. We can argue this point all day but I’m never wrong. Ask anyone. You act as though you are never wrong about matters of spirituality. What if you are wrong? Too many times the spiritual guidance you receive from whatever dubious source fails to work for anyone except you. You are the only one who grows and what you grow is a pointed tail on your backside and horns upon your head. You grow horns and a tail every time that you represent yourself as having the only true religious path because you do so falsely.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

Mystery religions…

   Atheism: 1. You just as naively, egotistically & fervently (fanatically) believe there is no God just as naively, egotistically& fervently (fanatically) as some believe there is a God. You’re both wrong.

   I have had some naively volunteer to explain immortality to me by killing me or by bringing me to the edge of death. Some of them even seem to insist that they have the right to do this because they are followers of the only ”true” path. They are not a member of any respectable or reputable path just because I proved myself less naïve than they by refusing to convert to their belief system.

   One fellow even asked me how I could still be alive after praying to Satan in a Christian Church. He was baffled that God would permit it & then took it upon himself to correct that little error that God made by not striking me dead on the spot. At the time I silently said my little prayed to Satan in that Catholic Church I was wearing a pentagram shirt to the services. It took them 15 years to discover that I was NOT praying to God during their church services despite the pentagram that they all noticed. If their  “God” is as slow as they are… Opinions may vary.

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

I heard it thru the grapevine…

   Royalty does NOT wear leather nor are they ever musicians. It just isn’t proper.” Various

   “You’re never royalty and your naïve ass must be cold, naked as well as unlearned (unlettered.) You people are self-righteous snobs.” M. Green

   One of the best ways to relieve stress is to learn how to play a musical instrument and then play it often.

Flute: 1. penis 2. a woodwind musical instrument

Author: M. green, 2008 ©

PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)…

   “ I suffer from PTSD. I suffer from nightmares.” William E. Green

   “You are a nightmare.” M. Green

    One of the best ways to relieve stress is to learn how to play a musical instrument and then play it often.

Flute: 1. penis 2. a woodwind musical instrument

Author: M. Green, 2008 ©

The Horned God…

   “You’re my Horned Goddess.” Emily Abels

   “No as in never. I’m beginning to hate lesbians. This is just too much. It’s the straw that broke the camels back. You don’t ever want to get within range of my steel-toed boot.” M. Green ©

Way & means…

* “If I’m wrong about you then I’ll make amends when we get to heaven.” Mildred Marie Rumovicz

“What if one or more of us don’t get there? Then what? Then I get rudely screwed twice. I don’t know where you’re going but I’m hoping it ain’t Hell, which is better than being with you. You only rudely get rudely screwed once in Hell as opposed to repeated rude reamings everywhere else. I’m going to let someone else explain that to your naïve, rude ass (self). I’ll be too busy laughing my ass (derriere) off in my respective“ closet. (It gets damned lonely in one o’ these bitches, don’t it?)

    I’m very good at secretly (justifiably) laughing my ass (derriere) off at you “people” and your naiveté. I kid thee, not. (I’ve been doing it for years, almost more years than I’ve been alive, in fact.) Your beagle dog got “laid” (lucky) that don’t mean that you’re going to. You have not the authority to reward me or take away my rewards in heaven. You’re not God.

   You have not the authority/wisdom to decide what my reward or punishment should be. You have not the authority/wisdom to decide my fate or the dispensation of my estate. That’s why you’re not known as “God.” I might find it amusing if I get to haunt you because of your arrogance and snobbery.” M. Green

Definition:

Got laid: 1. had sexual intercourse

* “You could not possibly be a hippy.” Jill Green

“Oh, really?” M. Green

* “Everybody else will let me fuck them.” Thairon Ratliff

“I’m not as stupid as they are.” M. Green

* “Everybody else will suck my (naïve) cock (penis).” Thairon Ratliff

“I’m not as stupid as they are.” M. Green

·        “Everybody else will marry me.” Thairon Ratliff

“I’m not as stupid as they are.” M. Green

·        “Everybody else naively kisses my (naïve) ass (derriere).” Thairon Ratliff (among others)

“I’m not as stupid as they are.” M. Green

Character assassination…

   On the one hand, when I was a child my paternal family was always telling me that if I got at least a high school education that I could be anything I wanted to be and then when I mentioned my desire to be a fireman or such they’d say that I could not be one because that’s traditionally a man’s job. Nowadays it is not uncommon to see female firefighters. It is not uncommon to find women doing jobs traditionally thought of as male.

   The interesting thing is that I live below the poverty level & for some weird reason the family that always ignores me now expects me to pay all of their debts & I’m not doing it. I have never agreed to do so & I never will. They all like to claim to be “self-made” men but they expect everybody else to pay their debts. That is not “self-made.”

   My paternal Grandmother did not raise the most responsible children on the planet. My father is a prime example of her inability to rear respectable children. My father abandoned me when I was a year old just because I was NOT male which is his fault because it is the sperm that chooses the gender of the unborn. My father naively thinks that I should “keep” him like a man “keeps” his mistress. All of my surviving relatives think that I am supposed to “keep” them like a man “keeps” his mistress and I’m not doing it. I refuse.

   I get criticized a great deal because I refuse to kiss their immature butts/asses. I don’t need to. I need to be myself. Whatever that means… They only acknowledge my wallet. My wallet is all that ever interests them. They don’t need my money or any of my property because I need it worse than they need a beer or a car to go visiting in. They can either walk or stay home which is what I do.

   Most of them bought property that they cannot afford to pay for. I don’t live there so I’m not paying for it. I’ll never own it so I’m not paying for it. They’re never grateful so I’m not paying for it. They don’t work for my money & they’re not the I.R.S. so I’m not giving them my money. They don’t give me their money to blow (wildly spend/waste) so I never give them mine.

   They can do without things because I do. I always have done without things. I don’t owe them for lying about my sexual preference & ruining my reputation before I ever got into high school. I still hear all about it. I don’t owe them because they naively try to get in my bed for sexual purposes. I don’t owe them because they lie about my hopes & fears. I don’t owe them for brainwashing me. I don’t owe them for ignoring me. I don’t owe them berating me. I don’t owe them because they threatened to kill me. I don’t owe them because they try to steal from me. I don’t owe them because they try to take everything that I work for.

   I don’t owe them for the high school diploma that I got from an accredited public high school because I had to make that happen myself. They mostly tried to prevent me from having a diploma from an accredited high school. They want to take my freedom. I don’t owe them my freedom. I don’t owe them for my birth. A couple of them wanted to fuck & make babies and here I am because of it. My father was too naïve to realize that he could beget female offspring. I don’t owe him for that. I never owe them. They owe me for my patience.

   I don’t owe my father because he is not intellectual enough to be a Ford mechanic. I don’t owe my mother for starving me. I don’t owe any of them for neglecting me and/or abusing me. I don’t owe them because I’m not “in love” with their naïve asses. I don’t owe them because they’re naïve. I don’t owe them because they’re Republicans. I don’t owe them because I’m white. I don’t owe them because I have long hair. I don’t owe them just because they refuse to live in reality.

    I don’t owe them for their slander/libel. I don’t owe them for destroying my self-esteem. I don’t owe them because they’re not successful. I don’t owe them because they’re divorced. I don’t owe them just because they’re not getting laid. I don’t owe them because they’re wrong. I don’t owe them because they lie. I don’t owe them because they’re rude. I don’t owe them because they’re Christians. I don’t owe them because they’re silly. I don’t owe them because they’re obnoxious. I don’t owe them because they’re strangers. I don’t owe them because they’re disowned & they have been for a very long time & they will be forever. I don’t owe them forgiveness or an apology.

   I don’t owe them companionship. I don’t owe them a visit. I don’t owe them politeness. I don’t owe them a nice dwelling to live in or a nice car to drive or an adequate diet. I don’t owe them a beer. I don’t owe them nirvana. I don’t owe them peace. I don’t owe them love. I don’t owe them understanding. I don’t owe them anything. I never have. I never do. I never will.

    The Bible does say “an eye for an eye.” They may not like getting nothing but nothing is all they deserve. They actually deserve less than nothing. I don’t owe them because they’re less than nothing. I don’t owe them for trying to make a slave and/or a prisoner out of me. I don’t owe them because they’re rapists or because they want to be rapists. I don’t owe them because they are incestuous or because they want to be incestuous. I don’t owe them because they don’t own me.

   I don’t owe them for what they don’t own. I don’t owe them a better life. I don’t owe them a life. I don’t owe them goodness. I don’t owe them righteousness. I don’t owe them respect. I don’t owe them my innocence. I don’t owe them my life. I don’t owe them “proof” of anything. I don’t owe them a fuck. I don’t owe them a livelihood. I don’t owe them money. I don’t owe them wealth. I don’t owe them happiness. I don’t them a retirement.

   I don’t owe them a party. I don’t owe them idle time. I don’t owe them a “blow job.” I don’t owe them celibacy. I don’t owe them honor. I don’t owe them honorable conduct. I don’t owe them charity. I don’t owe them a “free ride.” I don’t owe them my soul. I don’t owe them my body. I don’t owe them my time. I don’t owe them my inheritance. I don’t owe them control. I don’t owe them domination over me. I don’t owe them for protecting me. I had to buy a .22 for myself. I don’t owe them abasement. I don’t owe them because they’re chauvinists. I don’t owe them because they’re bullies. I don’t owe them free labor.

   I don’t owe them a caregiver. I don’t owe them a babysitter. I don’t owe them a housekeeper. I don’t owe them a chauffeur. I don’t owe them a house sitter. I don’t owe them a nurse. I don’t owe them a live-in companion. I don’t owe them a visit. I don’t owe them my obedience. I don’t owe them my independence. I don’t owe them a relationship. I don’t owe them children or grandchildren. I don’t owe them my health or happiness. I don’t owe them anything they want.

   I don’t owe them everything they want. I don’t owe them a warm bed to sleep in. I don’t owe them an air conditioner to sit under. I don’t owe them comfort. I don’t owe them necessities. I don’t owe them their health. I don’t owe them fun. I don’t owe them any benefits. I don’t owe them because they’re forgetful. I don’t owe them because they like to use others. I don’t owe them because they’re bigots. I don’t owe them because they’re hateful.

   I don’t owe them a career. I don’t owe them warm clothing. I don’t owe them niceties. I don’t owe them poetry. I don’t owe them roses. I don’t owe them wine. I don’t owe them dinner. I don’t owe them a free place to live or stay. I don’t owe them a place to visit. I don’t owe them a vacation/holiday. I don’t owe them peace of mind. I don’t owe them an orgasm. I don’t owe them any explanations. I don’t owe them my adoration. I don’t owe them my devotion.

   I don’t owe them heaven. I don’t owe them agreement. I don’t owe them blindness. I don’t owe them art. I don’t owe them for putting me here. I don’t owe them because they say I do. I don’t owe them fidelity. I don’t owe them marriage. I don’t owe them hope. I don’t owe them goodwill. I don’t owe them for their mistakes. I don’t owe them a pension. I don’t owe them a mansion. I don’t owe them a limousine. I don’t owe them my privacy.

   I don’t owe them my comfort. I don’t owe them because you say I do. I don’t owe them my health. I don’t owe them whiskey. I don’t owe them a “pot” pipe. I don’t owe them yard sale items. I don’t owe them property. I don’t owe them an education. I don’t owe them continued survival. I don’t owe them any guarantees. I don’t owe them for what they never gave me. I don’t owe them privacy. I don’t owe them a camping trip. I don’t owe them a picnic.

    I don’t owe them an autograph. I don’t owe them power. I don’t owe them an ego-trip. I don’t owe them attention. I don’t owe them an identity. I don’t owe their debts. I don’t owe them care. I don’t owe them concern. I don’t owe them grief. I don’t owe them a smile. I don’t owe them a family. I don’t owe them friends. I don’t owe them for wasting my time. I don’t owe them for poisoning me. I don’t owe them for gossiping about me. I don’t owe them for lying to me.

   I don’t owe them for stealing from me. I don’t owe them for browbeating me. I don’t owe them for criticizing me. I don’t owe them because they broke the law. I don’t owe them because they have children. I don’t owe them a gun. I don’t owe them a bodyguard. I don’t owe them my loyalty. I don’t owe them a Royal Title. I don’t owe them a song. I don’t owe them entertainment.

   I don’t owe them a kingdom. I don’t owe them a king’s ransom. I don’t owe them fatherhood. I don’t owe them motherhood. I don’t owe them perfection. I don’t owe them their ideal situation. I don’t owe them a chance. I don’t owe them opportunity. I don’t owe them holiness. I don’t owe them a full belly. I don’t owe them the benefit of the doubt. I don’t owe them a “fatted calf.” They’re not my son just because they’re prodigal children. I don’t owe them modesty.

   I don’t owe them a good reputation. I don’t owe them “good report.” I don’t owe them any compliments. I don’t owe them “rave reviews.” I don’t owe them my silence. I don’t owe them a paycheck. I don’t owe them employment. I don’t owe them my own self-destruction. I don’t owe them somebody to murder. I don’t owe them somebody to rape. I don’t owe them somebody to torture.

   I don’t owe them somebody to abuse. I don’t owe them somebody to “preach” to. I don’t owe them an audience. I don’t owe them somebody to scream at. I don’t owe them my self-esteem. I don’t owe them my self-respect. I don’t owe them what they want. I don’t owe them somebody to accuse. I don’t owe them somebody to misunderstand. I don’t owe them the ruination of my life. I don’t owe the power over me. I don’t owe them a bulletproof vest. I don’t owe them the truth. I don’t owe them for teaching me anything.

    I don’t owe them for finding me. I don’t owe them for finding each other. I don’t owe them for knowing me. I don’t owe them for finding themselves. I don’t owe them for not knowing who or what they are or aren’t. I don’t owe them bliss. I don’t owe them my ignorance. I don’t owe them reassurance. I don’t owe them restitution. I don’t owe them because they’re egotistical.

   I don’t owe them because they’re a nuisance. I don’t owe them for annoying me. I don’t owe them for causing trouble. I don’t owe them sanity. I don’t owe them anything for their naïve opinion. I don’t owe them a target to shoot at. I don’t owe them for chastising me. I don’t owe them a high opinion of themselves. I don’t owe them the time of day. I don’t owe them protection.

   I don’t owe them a mediocre opinion of themselves. I don’t owe them a slave. I don’t owe them a prisoner. I don’t owe them a hostage. I don’t owe them a fantasy lover. I don’t owe them a lover. I don’t owe them a fantasy. I don’t owe them what they like. I don’t owe them what they prefer. I don’t owe them any favors. I don’t owe them fulfillment. I don’t owe them responsibility.

   I don’t owe them their fondest wishes or desires. I don’t owe them Christmas in July. I don’t owe them courtesy. I don’t owe them recognition. I don’t owe them recognition of their beliefs. I don’t owe them because they’re them. I don’t owe them a tithe. I don’t owe them a dishwasher. I don’t owe them a chef. I don’t owe them a laborer. I don’t owe them a home.

   I don’t owe them a home away from home. I don’t owe them somebody to ridicule. I don’t owe them somebody to laugh at. I don’t owe them somebody to mock. I don’t owe them somebody to crucify. I don’t owe them somebody to burn at the stake. I don’t owe them a whipping boy. I don’t owe them sobriety. I don’t owe them an alibi. I don’t owe them respectability.

   I don’t owe them mutual enjoyment. I don’t owe them an orgy. I don’t owe them a feast. I don’t owe them a prostitute. I don’t owe them what they need. I don’t owe them safety. I don’t owe what they say. I don’t owe what they expect. I don’t owe them promptness. I don’t owe them quality. I don’t owe them a family reunion. I don’t owe them the satisfaction.

   I don’t owe them satisfaction. I don’t owe them answers. I don’t owe them replies. I don’t owe them responses. I don’t owe them my mind. I don’t owe them my heart. I don’t owe them a confession. I don’t owe them freedom. I don’t owe them somebody to persecute. I don’t owe them somebody to assassinate. I don’t owe them somebody to make a fool out of. I don’t owe them wisdom.

   I don’t owe them equality. I don’t owe them a bitch. I don’t owe them their fondest hopes. I don’t owe them their delusions. I don’t owe them because they’re senile. I don’t owe them women. I don’t owe them justice. I don’t owe them blindness. I don’t owe them gentleness. I don’t owe them dishonesty. I don’t owe them prosperity. I don’t owe them compromise. I don’t owe them my death. I don’t owe them an afterlife. I don’t owe them blessings. I don’t owe them a reward. I don’t owe them consideration. I don’t owe them kindness.

   I don’t owe them gratitude. I don’t owe them somebody to blame. I don’t owe them somebody to curse at. I don’t owe them somebody to defile. I don’t owe them somebody to insult. I don’t owe them knowledge. I don’t owe them skill. I don’t owe them “white” magick. I don’t owe them prayers. I don’t owe them a conversion. I don’t owe them a convert.

   I don’t owe them a pervert. I don’t owe them normal. I don’t owe them a heterosexual. I don’t owe them a homosexual. I don’t owe them a bisexual. I don’t owe them an asexual. I don’t owe them circumcision. I don’t owe them what they think they’re going to get. I don’t owe them easy. I don’t owe them an easy “mark.” I don’t owe them a sacrifice. I don’t owe them bigotry.

   I don’t owe them humility. I don’t owe them shame. I don’t owe them beauty. I don’t owe them fruitfulness. I don’t owe them abundance. I don’t owe them experience. I don’t owe them for my successes. I don’t owe them for their failures. I don’t owe them relief. I don’t owe them compassion. I don’t owe them mercy. I don’t owe them passion. I don’t owe them attention.

    I don’t owe them guidance. I don’t owe them prestige. I don’t owe them a heritage. I don’t owe them a name. I don’t owe them a title. I don’t owe them the sun, moon & stars. I don’t owe them a choice. I don’t owe them a forum. I don’t owe them a pulpit. I don’t owe them chastity. I don’t owe them morals. I don’t owe them ethics. I don’t owe them fairness. I don’t owe them meekness. I don’t owe them tenderness.

   I don’t owe them assistance. I don’t owe them compliance. I don’t owe them an accomplice. I don’t owe them clean feet. I don’t owe them purity. I don’t owe them the “girl next door.” I don’t owe them love. I don’t owe them affection. I don’t owe them action. I don’t owe them a reaction. I don’t owe them what they have been looking for/seeking.

   I don’t owe them somebody to study. I don’t owe them somebody to heal. I don’t owe them my wallet. I don’t owe them the contents of my wallet. I don’t owe them change. I don’t owe them the fulfillment of their carnal desires. I don’t owe them the rainbow. I don’t owe them the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I don’t owe them a soldier. I don’t owe them a warrior. I don’t owe them a companion. I don’t owe them the world. I don’t owe them salvation. I don’t owe them cooperation. I don’t owe them immortality. I don’t owe them a long life span. I don’t owe them enjoyment. I don’t owe them blood. I don’t owe them gold.

   I don’t owe them diamonds. I don’t owe them temperance. I don’t owe them fertility. I don’t owe them seduction. I don’t owe them prudery. I don’t owe them a lifestyle. I don’t owe them my happiness. I don’t owe them my life. I don’t owe them my immortality. I don’t owe them my thoughts. I don’t owe them frugality. I don’t owe them a daughter. I don’t owe them an acquaintance. I don’t owe them a son. I don’t owe them reverence. I don’t owe them because they’re inexperienced. I don’t owe them because they got “drafted.” I don’t owe them because they fought. I don’t owe them because they fight. I don’t owe them because they’re alive. I don’t owe them because they’re dead.

   I don’t owe them because they’re alone. I don’t owe them because others hide from them. I don’t owe them because others run away from them. I don’t owe them because they don’t have a slave. I don’t owe them because they’re not frugal. I don’t owe them because they don’t plan for the future. I don’t owe them because they’re lazy. I don’t owe them because they’re misers. I don’t owe them because they’re not chic. I don’t owe them because they’re not cosmopolitan. I don’t owe them a childhood. I don’t owe them adulthood. I don’t owe them maturity.

    I don’t owe them because they’re not sophisticated. I don’t owe them a family history. I don’t owe them calm. I don’t owe them a funeral. I don’t owe them salvation from the big bad wolf. I don’t owe them my eye teeth. I don’t owe them a patsy. I don’t owe them a martyr. I don’t owe them a scapegoat. I don’t owe them character. I don’t owe them credit. I don’t owe them achievement. I don’t owe them for wisdom. I don’t owe them for knowledge. I don’t owe them custody. I don’t owe them trust. I don’t owe them belief.

   I don’t owe them blind faith. I don’t owe them music. I don’t owe them passive receptivity. I don’t owe them sympathy. I don’t owe them diplomacy. I don’t owe them my hobby or hobbies. I don’t owe them shelter. I don’t owe them my personality. I don’t owe them excitement. I don’t owe them manhood. I don’t owe them a massage. I don’t owe them a familiar. I don’t owe them cordiality.

   I don’t owe them for my cowardice. I don’t owe them for their courage. I don’t owe them because they’re honorable. I don’t owe them because they’re fertile. I don’t owe them because they have an erection. I don’t owe them because they’re “horny.” I don’t owe them because they’re not “horny.” I don’t owe them for their explanations.

   I don’t owe them for their temper. I don’t owe them for their blindness. I don’t owe them for their obtuseness. I don’t owe them because they disagree with me. I don’t owe them because they agree with each other. I don’t owe them because they exist. I don’t owe them because they suffer. I don’t owe them for their condescension. I don’t owe them for their callousness. I don’t owe them for my salvation.

   I don’t owe them for their salvation. I don’t owe them for their wit. I don’t owe them for their charm. I don’t owe them for their beauty. I don’t owe them a celebration. I don’t owe them a priest. I don’t owe them a will. I don’t owe them a way. I don’t owe them blind obedience. I don’t owe them charm. I don’t owe them subservience. I don’t owe them “rights.”

   I don’t owe them grace. I don’t owe them a temple. I don’t owe them a nun. I don’t owe them femininity. I don’t owe them a servant. I don’t owe them an exorcist. I don’t owe them meditation. I don’t owe them a guardian angel. I don’t owe them paradise. I don’t owe them praise. I don’t owe them existence. I don’t owe them lust. I don’t owe them somebody to betray.

   I don’t owe them somebody to confine. I don’t owe them somebody to cripple. I don’t owe them somebody to maim. I don’t owe them somebody to control. I don’t owe them somebody to experiment upon. I don’t owe them somebody to test. I don’t owe them somebody to try. I don’t owe them patience. I don’t owe them virtue. I don’t owe them pleasure.

   I don’t owe them harmony. I don’t owe them balance. I don’t owe them justification. I don’t owe them an acolyte. I don’t owe them validity. I don’t owe them validation. I don’t owe them an argument. I don’t owe them a war. I don’t owe them for a war. I don’t owe them because they’re dangerous. I don’t owe them because they’re a threat. I don’t owe them a country.

   I don’t owe them a throne. I don’t owe them a culture. I don’t owe them awareness. I don’t owe them wakefulness. I don’t owe them polish. I don’t owe them zeal. I don’t owe them customs. I don’t owe them a pornographic moment. I don’t owe them subtlety. I don’t owe them etiquette. I don’t owe them miracles. I don’t owe them wonders. I don’t owe them marvels. I don’t owe them a free piece of ass.

   I don’t owe them for their misconceptions. I don’t owe them for an exorcism. I don’t owe them fanaticism. I don’t owe them for their fanaticism. I don’t owe them for their zeal. I don’t owe them for their destruction. I don’t owe them for their prowess. I don’t owe them for their judgmental attitude. I don’t owe them creation. I don’t owe them creativity.

   I don’t owe them a spouse. I don’t owe them open mindedness. I don’t owe them tact. I don’t owe them reciprocity. I don’t owe them for being guardians. I don’t owe them for being managers. I don’t owe them for being emotional. I don’t owe them because they don’t know one emotion from another. I don’t owe them because they don’t know their own mind.

   I don’t owe them because they cannot find their own ass/buttocks with both hands, a road map, a compass & a sextant. I don’t owe them compatibility. I don’t owe them insurance. I don’t owe them their contempt. I don’t owe them rhyme. I don’t owe them reason. I don’t owe them enlightenment. I don’t owe them because they’re busybodies. I don’t owe them ugliness. I don’t owe them somebody to reprove. I don’t owe them somebody to chastise. I don’t owe them somebody to castrate.

   I don’t owe them a “dance.” I don’t owe them order. I don’t owe them a Wiccan. I don’t owe them a Pagan. I don’t owe them a Satanist. I don’t owe them the pleasure of my company. I don’t owe them a Christian. I don’t owe them an apostle. I don’t owe them a disciple. I don’t owe them a saviour. I don’t owe them redemption. I don’t owe them a follower. I don’t owe them a “yes” man. I don’t owe them their thievery. I don’t owe them what they take. I don’t owe them because they have balls. I don’t owe them because they don’t have balls. I don’t owe them my sexuality. I don’t owe them for their indifference.

   I don’t owe them for their chastity. I don’t owe them for their purity. I don’t owe them for their salvation. I don’t owe them for their consternation. I don’t owe them because they think they’re God. I don’t owe them because they think they know God. I don’t owe them because they think they are bigger than God. I don’t owe them for being real. I don’t owe them for being atheists. I don’t owe them for being believers.

   I don’t owe them for folklore. I don’t owe them for rumors. I don’t owe them for tomorrow. I don’t owe them for yesterday. I don’t owe them for today. I don’t owe them for superstitions. I don’t owe them because they’re fools. I don’t owe them for religion. I don’t owe them for spirituality. I don’t owe them mechanical aptitude. I don’t owe them somebody to quarrel with. I don’t owe them finery.

   I don’t owe them a buffoon. I don’t owe them buff. I don’t owe them the object of their desire. I don’t owe them revenge. I don’t owe them for their malice. I don’t owe them for their fickleness. I don’t owe them somebody to kick. I don’t owe them somebody to stone. I don’t owe them because you’re naïve. I don’t owe them transportation. I don’t owe them self-control.

   I don’t owe them self-contempt. I don’t owe them a continued existence. I don’t owe them self-annihilation. I don’t owe them my suicide. I don’t owe them copulation. I don’t owe them fornication. I don’t owe them a supplicant. I don’t owe them a victim. I don’t owe them somebody to victimize. I don’t owe them somebody to rape. I don’t owe them somebody to mutilate. I don’t owe them a soul mate. I don’t owe them humanity. I don’t owe them somebody to hate.

   I don’t owe them somebody to punish. I don’t owe them somebody to humiliate. I don’t owe them somebody to dominate. I don’t owe them somebody to diminish. I don’t owe them somebody to demean. I don’t owe them somebody to degrade. I don’t owe them for their cowardice. I don’t owe them for their back-stabbing ways. I don’t owe them for their hatred.

   I don’t owe them because they are widowed. I don’t owe them because they’re divorced. I don’t owe them because they’re married. I don’t owe them because they can fuck. I don’t owe them because they cannot fuck. I don’t owe them for their impotency. I don’t owe them for their infertility. I don’t owe them for being squares. I don’t owe them for being nerds. I don’t owe them for being cool.

   I don’t owe them for spying upon me. I don’t owe them for stalking me. I don’t owe them for being estranged. I don’t owe them because they don’t have all of the answers. I don’t owe them a welcome. I don’t owe them correspondence. I don’t owe them a greeting. I don’t owe them for my values. I don’t owe them for being gay bashers. I don’t owe them for being woman haters. I don’t owe them for any revelations. I don’t owe them for any revolutions.

   I don’t owe them for their infidelities. I don’t owe them for their prudery. I don’t owe them for being adequate. I don’t owe them for being superior. I don’t owe them for my inferiority complex. I don’t owe them good company. I don’t owe them a saint. I don’t owe them sainthood. I don’t owe them a “black” magician. I don’t owe them what you want. I don’t owe them because they beg. I don’t owe them for my sanity. I don’t owe them because they’re poor. I don’t owe them because they’re arrogant.

   I don’t owe them for their insanity. I don’t owe them for their insensitivity. I don’t owe them compliance. I don’t owe them for their greed. I don’t owe them because they’re fops. I don’t owe them neutrality. I don’t owe them permission. I don’t owe them for their aggression. I don’t owe them mental stimulation. I don’t owe them for their enlightenment. I don’t owe them for sharing. I don’t owe them for caring. I don’t owe them a quick fuck.

   I don't owe them for their indiscretions. I don't owe them an avatar. I don't owe them a quick buck. I don't owe them for being playboys. I don't owe them for their immorality. I don't owe them any heirs. I don't owe them the shirt off of my back. I don't owe thwm my survival. I don't owe them for my survival.

   If it’s not by mutual agreement then I don’t owe you anything and all too often it is not by mutual agreement because you never say that I’m going to owe you. I don’t have any friends because nobody wants to occasionally help me out just because they can. I don’t have any friends because you say that I owe you. I don’t have any friends because nobody knows how to be a friend. I don’t have a family because nobody knows how to be a family. I don’t have a husband because nobody knows how to be a husband. Your friends don’t owe you favors regardless of how much you do for them. I won’t be used that way. I’m certainly not letting you set the price. I don’t owe you because you’re forgetful. Don’t tell me what I owe you because you’re probably not worth it. I never agree with my family. I owe me.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Indiana wants me…

   They want to frame me for a variety of crimes back there in Indiana as well as a few other places. I’m a native of Indiana and it may never be safe for me to go home. I’m also an R. Dean Taylor fan.

"You hid marijuana in the van that your Uncle Charlie was driving." Bob Green

"No as in never." M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Relationships…

   I find it utterly amazing that some of you don’t even have the beginnings of a clue as to how to have a successful parent/daughter relationship. You never have had a clue and you never will. I also find it amazing that you don’t realize that the nature of a parent/daughter relationship changes after your daughter reaches the age of eighteen. Which is why some of you are rightfully ignored and I am the one ignoring your naïve asses.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Tabernacles…

“You burnt down our tabernacle.” Mrs.Fred Vaught

“No as in never. If I had then your abusive asses would be toast and you sure as Hell were not an eyewitness. You can be sued for libel. ” M. Green, 2008

Author: M. Green, 2008

You did not hear it from me…

   Sex change operations were invented because you need/deserve something hugely uncomfortable stuck up your naïve asses.

Author: M.Green, 2008

Whores wear red…

“You do? You’d better dye your blood a different color then.” M.Green, 2008

“You whore.” Thairon Ratliff

“I’m not a whore just because I’m never “in love” with your ugly, naïve ass.” M. Green, 2008

“Pardon me for knowing that you’re perpetually naïve.” M.Green, 2008

Men can be bitches too…

“I’m a bitch.” C. Rhodes

“I’m a bitch.” Dwight Emrich

“I’m a bitch.” Sir Elton John

definition:

bitch: 1. hag 2. shrew 3. female dog  4. gay man  5. complain

Author: M. Green, 2008

The three wise men…

   You do realize that if I were the savior of mankind that I’d have to supply my own frankincense and myrhh. I hope you enjoy smoking it.

Author: M. Green, 2008

“I weary of everybody mistakenly thinking that their little orgasm is the epitome of joy for everybody else.” M. Green

Why…

“You’re gay.” Various

“You’re bisexual.” Dwight Emrich

“Why is your naïve ass in my bed/bower?” M. Green, 2008

“I’m not a hypocrite. You’re just wrong.” M. Green, 2008

Assholes abound…

“I healed you of being gay.” Bronwyn Frost aka Jo Swanson

“I healed Dwight (Emrich) of being gay.” Bronwyn Frost aka Jo Swanson

“You need something overly & uncomfortably large stuck up your ugly, naïve ass.” M. Green

Author: M. Green,2008

Biblical basis for a sex-change operation…

    Matt. 18:9

   And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

And if thine vagina/yoni/pussy/cunt offend you have it sewn shut, and if thine ovaries offend you thine have them plucked out, and cast from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life as a male/man than to have an open pussy/vagina/yoni/cunt and ovaries to be cast into hell fire.

Author: M. green, 2008

Garments…

Matt. 27:35

And they crucified him, and parted his garments, casting lots: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, They parted my garments among them, and upon my vestments did they cast lots.

Where is my property that was stolen from me?

Author: M.Green, 2008

Beer…

“Are you going to drink all of my beer?” C. Rhodes

“Are you going to drink all of my whiskey/scotch/rum?” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

 Debts…

“Your mother & step-father agreed to pay us for keeping you here and they have not paid us anything so you’re going to pay us for attending our (non-accreditted) school.” Rev.& Mrs. Fred Vaught

“You’re going to pay for us a new tabernacle.” Rev. & Mrs. Fred Vaught

“No as in never.” M. Green

“You agreed to pay Swift Transportation for your schooling. We want our money now.” Swift rep.

“You can wait.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Libel suits…

You’re a libel suit against yourself waiting to happen.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Austrians…

“I’m Austrian.” C. Rhodes

“So was Hitler. I would not brag about that if I were you.” M. Green

“So is Arnie (Swarzeneger.)” C. Rhodes

Author: M. Green, 2008

Are you experienced?

“You’re rather naïve for an expert.” M. Green, 2008

Elders…

“I never obey my elders because they never have a brain.” M. Green, 2008

I'm not quite as dumb as I look...

“My prison girlfriend/lover (a fellow inmate) agreed to kill you for me so that I would  not seem guilty. I’m not gay.” Margaret Pluris

“What are you then? You seem to be overly infatuated with little dominatrixes.” M.

Green, 2008

Ice…

“You’re frigid.” William E. Green

“Why is your naïve ass/self in my bed/bower? You’re my biological father & I’m never required to fuck you or anybody else just to prove you wrong. I’m not your wife. Remember?” M. Green

“I’m gay.” Various

“Why is your naïve ass/self in my bed/bower?” M. Green, 2008

Disowned …

“You’re no longer a Green.” William E. Green

“You’re the naïve asshole who is no longer a Green.” M. Green, 2008

By the way…

   If I had tried to convert you to Christianity then you’d have a Bible stuck up your naïve ass. Somebody was obviously here before me because another one won’t fit.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Love potion #9…

    I’d rather kiss a pig. That’s what you are. Hmm. On second thought…

Author: M. Green, 2008

Hospitality…

“Company gets what company wants.” Starla Cornwell

“You’re not “company” (a guest) because you’re family.” M. Green, 1977

“That explains why I got thrown out on my ass. Don’t it?” M. Green, 2008

“You’re annoying & naïve. What’s your point?” M. Green, 2008

To whom it may concern…

I’m never designating you or your favorite designee as my beneficiary/heir.

   I never obey my naïve elders and you are perpetually naïve. You’re too naïve to ever make any of my decisions for me or know what any of my decisions are. You’re too naïve to ever know what any of my debts are. You’re too naïve to ever manage any of my affairs. You never dictate who I owe. I am never the one who killed Doug Williams and he hid his marijuana from himself in one of his shoes and then accused me wrongly of stealing it. I’m not taking the rap for what you did. You ruined my reputation is what you did.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Dear Mother,

    If you were so “in love” with Doug then why were you getting divorced from him?

Author: M. Green, 2008

Do tell…

“No heterosexual women want to be men.” Various

“If you’d quit undermining everybody else’s efforts you might find out differently. How would you know since you ain’t an heterosexual woman?” M. Green, 2008

Whatever it is…

“Whatever it is that you’re thinking I did NOT say.” M.Green, 2008

Opposites…

“I don’t mean the opposite just because you like to ruin the lives of other people.” M. Green, 2008

Hearing Aids…

“You need a hearing aid because I was really playing the trumpet and the guitar and you’re too stupid to know it or believe me.” M. Green, 2008

Bums & Liars…

   “I’m surrounded by bums and liars. I’m always surrounded by bums and liars.”  M. Green

Music…

“What if I do know how to play the trumpet  & guitar? What if I was really playing the guitar and trumpet. You just can’t imagine anybody being smarter than you. Don’t you ever call me a liar. You don’t ever tell me what I was doing. You don’t ever tell me what the truth is.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Everything you touch…

“Everything you touch turns to shit.” Margaret Pluris

“I touched you so you must be shit too then. You were already shit.” M. Green, 2008

Author: M. Green,2008

Obey…

“ You will obey Doug. His word is law.” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never. He’s a naïve, rude, drunken bum and you’re a rude, ugly,naïve hag/bitch.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Misconceptions abound…

“You want to fuck me.” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never. You’re a disgusting, ugly, naïve, herpes ridden old hag. What if I don’t? Hmm?” M. Green, 2008

“You’re Sue Green.” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never.” M. Green

“You’re not my wife (so you’re not important.)” William E. Green

Teenage pregnancies…

“I erringly thought that you were pregnant.” Mildred Marie (Bell) Ratliff, Rumovicz

“You need to quit thinking because obviously you’re not very skilled at it and you’ve probably never heard of birth control either. Why is your naïve ass/self in my bed/bower?” M. Green, 2008

Author: M. Green, 2008

Marriage…

“Woody and I got married. You remember Woody Anderson?” Margaret Pluris

“Who? I remember Woody and if you’d shut your naïve mouth I could/would promptly forget him.” M. Green, I was far too polite to say the above which was what I was actually thinking. Instead I said:

“Congratulations.” M. Green

    I was also thinking that I already had a lover and even if I did not that Woody Anderson would never be important or worth noticing and “no” I ain’t gay.

Author: M. Green, 2008

Infections…

“Woody said that I ruined his sex life when I infected him with genital herpes.” Margaret Pluris

“He must have discovered that his naïve ass wasn’t ever welcome in my bed/bower.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Love…

“I love you.” Various

“You’re “in love” with me.” Various

“I know what love is.” C. Rhodes

“No as in never. Why is your naïve ass/self in my bed/bower? I never love you either now that you mention it. I always wanted a virgin such as yourself to use.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Rape…

“I’m going to rape you.” William E. Green, Gary Green 

“You want your balls cut off. Don’t you. You just said so.” M.Green, 2008

Earl Ratliff...

   My daddy used to take things away from me when I was a child living at home so I'm going to take things away from you." Margaret Pluris

"You're going to be the utter asshole that you claim my maternal grandfather was?" M. Green, 2008

   "We killed this white haired imposter who claimed to be a Ratliff (Radcliffe.)" William J. Green

   "My maternal grandfather had white hair and his last name was Ratliff. His first name was Earl. He may not have been perfect in every way but he was mine. I was his part-time companion when he was dying of gangrene. He never lied to me about the fact that he was dying.

   For all of his faults and some of them were very slight. I heard him call more than one woman a bitch and a whore in anger and I am old enough and wise enough to now agree with him though maybe for different reasons.

   I would never have learned how to catch & clean a fish if not for him. I acquired a particular habit of washing my hands after being near a battery & avoided being badly burned by battery acid because of him. He was the only who mentioned it.

   He may not have been a saint but he was mine & unlike some people that I could name I did not mind sharing him. You can all brag about how damned much he thought of you & particular people may read this & they'll know who they are. Where the fuck were you when he was dying? You were no where to be found. I'm not saying that I deserve every penny the poor dear worked for or any of it & I'm not saying that I'm a saint either but where were your cowardly asses?

   He suffered from diabetes. In the early seventies it was treated differently than it is now. He was abused as a child. He sometimes flipped out and once when I was very young he tried to kill me. After meeting the rest of his family (other than myself) I can understand why.  

   As he lay dying in the hospital, his wife met another male patient and "fell in love" with him. She told him so as he lay there dying. He owned approximately 50 acres when he died.

Incest…

“I’m going to perjure myself and tell everybody that you are guilty of child molestation. I’ll tell Angel what to say. I want you in prison.” Margaret Pluris

“I may not want me in prison. You’re already on record in Indiana for being a child abuser.” M. Green, 2008

Author: M. Green, 2008

Soulmates…

“You think Doug & myself are your soulmates?” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never. If I had a soulmate you’d stupidly kill him.” M. Green

    According to some known authorities, soulmates can be a member of your family but this isn’t necessarily always true. They can also be a total stranger or a lover.

Author: M. Green, 2008

“I’m Canadian. I forgot that there were different blood types & I erringly told some of my professional colleagues that I had discovered something about HIV/AIDS. I’m King James.” Dr. James Poirier

Grandchildren…

“I’m getting custody of my grandchildren.” Margaret Pluris

“Then I’m never giving birth to any.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

The “rod” of correction…

“Spare the rod & spoil the child.” Rev. Fred Vaught

“You need a “rod” stuck up your ugly, naïve ass.” M. Green

Author: M. Green, 2008

Birth control…

“You need to have your birth control removed.” C. Rhodes

“No as in never.” M. Green

I had a half-brother once…

“I guess I’m not getting married because I just found out that you’re my half-sister.” William J. Green

“You’re no longer a Green.” M. Green

Titles…

“You’re going to support Doug in his bid to be the Earl of Radcliffe.” Margaret Pluris

“No as in never.” M. Green

“I am  going to be the Earl of Radcliffe.” John R. Ellis

“No as in never.” M. Green

Ex-husbands…

“You’re never getting remarried to me.” John R. Ellis

“You’re just now figuring that out? I divorced you because I didn’t like you and I still don’t like you.” M. Green  

In-laws/outlaws…

“Your family likes me better than they like you.” John R. Ellis

“That doesn’t mean they have any taste to speak of.” M.Green

Killers…

“You shot Doug.” Margaret Pluris

“You killed my Woody.” Margaret Pluris

‘You killed a cop.” Hinton Sheriff

“You killed my Bill.” Rosetta Green

“You killed my Billy.” William E. Green

“You killed my mother.” Rita Fuhrman

“You killed my mother.” Marilyn Divine

“You killed my daughter.” “Junior” Gibson

“You killed Trevor.” Fannie Pluris

“You killed my twin daughters.” Peggy Ratliff

“You killed my unborn baby.” Margaret Pluris

“You tried to kill Heather.” Margaret Pluris

“You tried to kill us in California.” S. Gavin & Yvonne Frost

“You killed Cindy Lou Mason.” Emily Abels & Daryl Hockman

“You raped my Angel.” Margaret Pluris

“You raped my mother.” Marilyn Divine

“You raped my mother.” Rita Fuhrman

“You raped me.” Dorothy J. Ellis

“No as in never to all of the above. Does anybody else wish to make a stupid accusation? Where are your eyewitnesses?” M. Green

“I can kill you now!” Emily Abels

“No as in never.” M. Green